Dr. Pomade

See following quote. Completely agreed. And I though Trev Alberts was obnoxious. This made me LOL. It's funny because it's true.

From that article: How does this making any fucking sense? Why have a weekly vote then? That's like saying the AP voters should rank the teams based on how they think they'll end the season and not how they played in the previous week. So, essentially, after reading that quote, I could pretty much discredit everything else that moron put in print. As for the Notre Dame publicity machine, well, it is what it is. Not that I don't love to see Notre Dame lose, but I don't necessarily go out of my way to hate on Notre Dame for simply being Notre Dame. And now I'm reminded of an email sent to me by a friend (who, coincidentally, was a referee in the Penn State game last Saturday) that lists several rules that all Buckeye fans are obligated to follow. One those rules read something to the effect of this: -You are never permitted to root for either Michigan or Notre Dame at any time, ever. If, on occasion, Michigan plays Notre Dame, then you shall root for both teams to lose.

Pull and pinch, homie, pull and pinch.

Why, that 5.0 want smoked by a G35 again?

Posted on: http://www.knightsofspeed.com It's a Dayton-based messageboard. However, I doubt many from there will attend; they have Norwalk rented out for September 25th. Just the same, though, there may be some who couldn't make it that day, so I figured it was worth the post.

Posted on: http://www.zo6vette.com Saw that Shafe got corvetteforum.com, so I figured I'd post up on another of the big Z06/Vette sites.

Interested in seeing the responses. In about two months, I may need someone to repaint several rooms in my apartment.

Posted on: http://www.thelotspot.com It's a Cleveland-based messageboard.

I counted only 997 cars.

Yeah, you and I are having a walk off. "You think you are too cool for school. Well, I've got news for you, Walter Cronkite............you're not." Seriously, let's meet at QS&L for dinner at say 6ish and then cruise to IPS. And then have a walk off.

No, I would think that Stock LX is pushing 40 years old.

LOL - that's great. My impression was that a lot of people were more than happy to applaud in collective appreciation for Stock LX to get what's been coming to him for a while.

IPS. Approximately 10:45pm. Lots of people are gathered. A small group of guys are standing off to one side. They're mostly the west side guys - Shawn, Davis, a few guys on Busas, and Linn is amongst them. In rolls some Mustangs guys - amongst them being the infamous "Stock LX." He drives a yellow Mach 1. If any of you have been in the scene for longer than a year, then you've seen this guy cause drama/start fights/act like a complete moron at a meet before. In fact, if I recall correctly, it was about a year to the day that he caused a commotion at Hooters (out east) at the last NMRA gathering. But I digress... Stock LX parks and makes his way over the group of guys and Linn. True to form, Stock LX starts right in with the mouthing off and what not. In the process, he gets up on Linn, pokes him in the chest, and says, "You wanna race?" Linn reacts forcibly: he shoves Stock LX, saying, "Get the fuck away from me." Stock LX gets back up in Linn's face, Linn shoves him again. Stock LX again gets in his face, and Linn shoves him while kind of holding on to him so as to kind of drag him around. This is where it starts getting really good. I've noticed this from about 10 yards away. As I'm running over, Linn is in the process of kind of dragging Stock LX around - you know, they're kind of jockying for position. So, I run up, and, impulsively, I yell, "Knock him the fuck out, Linn!" At the same time, Davis - another of our friends - is screaming, "Beat his ass Linn, beat his ass!" And, nearly on cue, Linn unloads with a left that drills Stock LX in the eye. Stock LX kind of drops down, and Linn catches him with a couple more lefts to the side of the face. Now Stock LX is hunched over - apparently in some pain - and Linn is leaning heavily on him. Now they are kind of wrestling, with Linn periodically giving Stock LX body shots as they move around. Stock LX isn't really doing much other than holding on to Linn's waist and trying his hardest not to go down. Linn muscles Stock LX around for a bit more, then gives him a knee to the face. Seemed to catch Stock LX flushly. Then, Linn gets a good grip around Stock LX's waist and, in what was probably the best part of the entire fight, he slowly muscles Stock LX up off of his feet and then - BOOM! - fucking power slams him on to the concrete. It was like in slow motion - Stock LX going up, up up - pause - and then him getting fucking drilled into the pavement. When Stock LX got slammed, the entire crowd was like, "OOOOOOH!!!!" The slam must have taken the last little bit out of Stock LX, since, after that, he kind of gave up. Linn backed off, let him get up, and squared off with him. Stock LX gets up, and that's when we all get a great look at his fucked up eye - swollen shut and cut wide open. Must of been the first shot Linn caught him with - and it was a good one. So, here's Stock LX, bleeding, woozy, looking at Linn, with Stock LX's blood on his shirt. And Stock LX in a bizarre moves asks, "So, you want to race or not?" We're like, "What the fuck?" Linn doesn't answer. Stock LX asks again, "So, you want to race or not?" Linn answers this time: "No, I want you to get the fuck away from me." Stock LX then proceeds to walk to his car, get in it, and drive off. Cheers go up, and Linn got a healthy round of applause from the 100 or so people that were there. The next 10 minutes or so were spent watching with delirious glee the video that Austin got of the fight - and replaying over and over the part when Linn powerbombs Stock LX. I've already got dibs on that being my new avatar. So, the video should be out soon. In the meantime, assume the following equation to be true: Linn + left hook + powerbomb > Stock LX + poking finger into chest

For us Columbus guys, I say we should still plan on meeting up - all of us have already rearranged our schedules and what not to make time for the meet anyway. And, if it rains, we'll all just head to Kahoots.

LOL - yeah, but the game doesn't start until 3:30pm, so that should give me time to recover.

I'll take them right now if they are still for sale.

Anthony, as of this very second, yes, it's still on, but, obviously (just by looking out your window), the prognosis doesn't look good. I'm working with the Cleveland crew on the notion of postponing the meet. I'll let everyone know the outcome of that as soon as I do. Also, I was really trying to keep this all in one thread (i.e., the initial one), as I hate it when a site has 6,387 threads all about one thing, which then forces you to look at every one of them to find out what's going on. So, thanks, Anthony, for fucking up the program.

Hold up, Captain Backpedal. You didn't just say where you'd take your car, but you also implied that Brian doesn't tune cars safely (and hence your use of SAFE in the previous post). So, yeah, you did kind of slam Brian, and you got called on it. Nice try at the one-up-manship though. EDIT: After re-reading your posts, and giving you the benefit of the doubt, I guess I can see where it can be interpreted that you're not slamming Brian, but just saying something to the effect of, "Okay, you have your guy, and I have my guy, but, in the end, I would want to take my car to the place where I know it will be tuned the safest, and that's all."

What in the hell are you talking about? Brian tuned my 03 Cobra and it was very safe. Put it this way, both the 03 Cobra and the Z06 had significant mods, were sprayed, and were beat on, but the one tuned by Brian was the one that didn't blow up. Anyway, I wouldn't be afraid to take my Mustang/Cobra/Ford to Rob LaSota; I've heard nothing but good things about him and their shop. So, if I couldn't get in to see Dyno Brian, I'd go there.

Oh snappies.

Anthony/Marc, I'd like to run the waterbox from 1pm - 2pm. Also, Anthony, I sent you a PM about registration. Obviously, I found this thread (and, thus, am not completely insane).

What's up with this haiku-esque style of posting? Neat!

Hey Eric, welcome to the site. Looking forward to catching up with you this Friday.

Fucking thread resurrection. I already participated in it once - way back in 2004. Anyway, I put in my full name, and this is what it said: "Concerte mixer" - spelled exactly like that.