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Ya I was around then when you guys were going at it. It was epic. I was not around for the final outcome nice to hear of the squash. The VW has always been top end bro ha ha. I remember all of us used to wax cody on his gixer lol you have a vid of me doing that actually I think you filmed from robs vette one night.

Ill take the beating with bats and bars... Thats bullshit I was going to use the Casino Royal refrence too. Would you rather go one on one with a rabid 80lb german shepard to the death Or have to drink your own piss for an extended period of time as a means of staying alive even though you dont know the outcome at the time?

Ha ha ha. This a good representation of what liberals do when they run out of trees to hug. They should stick to what they do best.

Oh Ill take the waxing. Girls like it when you keep it tidy down there anyways... Would you rather take it up the ass from R Kelly and have him piss in your mouth after he is done Or let your chick use anal beeds on you when you are having sex and keep in mind your chick will prob be a loud mouth so she is going to tell everyone?

Ill take the bat. Would be alot of pain but it will heal with time. Would you rather have each one of your fingers cut off by a rusty pocket knife and then have the wond burnt closed with a cig lighter from a car to stop the bleeding Or sit on a chair and have one of your nutts beat with a ball pin hammer for 5 minutes

This. I watched it the other day thought it was funny as hell.

Ill take the donkey. Would you rather take it up the ass from a thoroughbreed Or clean the fat flaps of a 400lb woman with wet naps knowing that it will take at least 4 containers to get her clean?

Ahh ha ha ha ok good. Im surprised he is still running around. After that big drama he and Shanton had a few years back. I never got a chance to tow that hatch down 270 but maybe here once Im set again I can rock whatever he brings to the party. I see his Evo alot or used to going to and from a place out in Sunbury that I used to disk golf at.

Is this fat shit steve the same one I am thinking of. Dude had a red hatch that went spinning down 270 a few years back and almost hit a white c5 vette in the ass? I have other stories of him to that I can remember from back in the set but I am just curious if we have the same person here...

Dude Ill do the p90x no problem... Would you rather get shot in the nutts with a bb gun point blank for 5 min straight OR Put your hand in a blender for 10 seconds?

Ill take the asain dude for sure. It takes people years to learn how to do brain surgery. Would you rather play Russian Roulette with Samual L Jackson screaming "Im Still Alive Bitch"! after every round OR Fuck Lisa Lanpanelli with no condom and get all her STD's ?

Ill take the pencil sharperner. At least Ill still be able to bust a nutt but beating off will be a bitch... Would you rather fuck Flavor Flav up the ass with him yellin YAAAA Boyyyeee with every thrust OR get your legs caught under a lawn mower with the mower deck on?

Ill take the chimp so I can still walk away clean. Would you rather suck another dudes dick for 1 million dollars OR Have to kill someone for 1 million dollars but have to live the rest of you life knowing you killed someone for that money?

Ill take the nutt burners. Would you rather have to take it up the ass by Martha Stewart wearing a 10' dildo OR Get shot in the leg by an arrow with present day crossbow?

Easy Ill just sit and watch Paul and Brian. No liquids make it on to me then. Would you rather shoot up herion with a used syringe? OR Get locked in a cage with a 35 pound rabid bobcat with you wearing only a tiger costume and have to fight to the death to find out who the baddest pussy is? I just took a smoke break to think of some of these ha ha ha.

Easy Ill take the tranny and make her pay for my hookers and blow... Would you rather get gang rapped by 5 gang members in prison OR Have to lick Betty Whites cob webbed pussy for at least one hour

Studying for my Landscaping Certification tests. Watching alot of tv.

Hardly the case. I am a fan of tradition and excellence. When I was watching the Cowboys and became a fan it was the very early 90's. I was 6 or 7 years old... being a fan for the team that was always on the tube on Sundays and the team my parents were rooting for seemed like an ok idea at the time. Usually that is how we become fans of our favorite teams last time I checked. I explained myself with the Lakers but will go a little deeper into it. Coaches are motivators, mentors, and most of all leaders. A team is a dirrect representation of their coach and his ability to keep them focused on one thing and that is winning. Phil Jackson has done nothing but this with two of the greatest dynesties the NBA has ever seen and made it work with the two biggest ego's the NBA has ever seen as well. I admire his work thus I will always be a fan of the teams that he is coaching. I am also a big Kobe fan. He was my replacement for Jordan who was every boys hero at least of my generation... The Phillies are a team that I have loved since watching them when the great Mike Schmidt was at the end of his career. I had to endure many years after watching them get beat up on by the Braves because my dad is a Braves fan. The only banwagon move I have made is going to the Heat because of Lebron. Sorry dude is my favorite player at this point of time in the NBA and is the future of the league. I will follow him wherever he goes just like Brett Farve fans jumped from team to team because their idol was being moved around every year. 3 of the 4 teams that I mentioned I have been fans of since my early childhood and stayed loyal to now into my middle 20's. That hardly makes me a jumper fan as you put it. If that was the case I would be a Saints,Jets, Celtics, and Yankees fan...

It depends everything has a price on the black market. With alot of money one can buy just about anything they want.

Occasionaly I will use slang terms at unapproite times. This I am sorry for. To clerify I am very well experianced with firearms. Been hunting since I was twelve and have had the chance to fire alot of different varities of firearms. Im not one of those people to just blow smoke around on the e web either.

All we need to do is organise. Many of the gangsters cant shoot for shit anyways. I can put a clip worth of 9mm bullets in a grouping about the size of a coke can while back peadleing as if I was retreating. I myself could take out a small gang for sure with a semi auto AR-15 and a 9mm for back up. I dont know if I should take this as a complement or not but thank you:)

I have been a Dallas fan since I started watching football. Grew up watching them on Sundays with my parents rooting for Troy, Mike, and the great Mr. Smith. Been a Phillies fan for years as well. Liked the Lakers since Phil Jackson has been their coach the man has a great mind and can work magic getting so many egos to work together as one. As far as the Heat Im a Lebron fan so I will follow him wherever he goes, some may call this banwagon, I call it being loyal to your favorite player...