lol I don't why, but this article cracks me the fuck up. So, basically, they're telling me "hey, it's just a nuclear bomb, no biggie! Hide under a desk."
Isn't this basically the same shit they used to make us practice when I was in grade school during the Cold War or in Cali for earthquakes or in Texas for tornadoes? lol
All I need is one of those school desks. Apparently, those things are pretty sturdy.