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Was the guy jogging in the middle of a giant, empty field? Get under some damn cover! "No, honey. I was just out for a jog! Those marks on my back are from.. yeah, the hail. I was just stupid to get out from under it. No, honey, I know they look like nail marks, but I swear they're not!"

...use the damn explosives, I guess. haha

Can I bring my neighbors kid's Power Wheels? Damn, I wish I still had an atv. It'll carry me, but I can't imagine the battery will last long.

I was thinking of checking out the QSL meet and then going from there. It's on my way to any other meet for the most part, anyway. That meet supposedly starts as 7pm, though. I won't be anywhere until at least 9, probably.

What's your definition for fast in a truck?

Crazy. Didn't hear about this, yet. I'll be keeping an eye on it.

She probably needs a bath.

I've heard alot of argument on how catch cans/pvc breathers should work concering vaccum, etc. After some serious thread debates, I went with a catch can that still runs under vaccuum. My plumbing still goes back into the intake but only after going through a catch can on the cool side of the car. This way I still have proper vacuum but with no oil in the intake and less fumes.

Don't worry, crackers. As more and more of our own industry continues to build factories in Mexico (and they are increasing), we won't have to worry about illegal immigrants because we'll have to cross over to Mexico to get a damn job.

Another installment of Motor Age but a new "How to" series.. Sorry, I keep missing posting some of these, for those interested, and you should be. I believe this is the first of the "How to" series, however. For those who haven't checked it out, it can be a good read for not only the backyard mechanic but for shop owners alike. About the issue: Ohio Tech College and Motor Age have teamed up to bring you The Trainer, a new series of tech tips. These monthly how-to videos walk techs of all levels through repair processes, not only refreshing you knowledge but adding to it with new tips and tricks to today's auto repair. http://digital.search-autoparts.com/nxtbooks/advanstar/ma0510/#/1/OnePage

Would you mind pm'ing me on boarding dogs for 3days, 2nights? It's not often I find myself in the position to need it, but there's a couple times I could've used it. Not to mention, some extra training never hurts. 3 med dogs.

I never understood why they didn't bring in someone familiar with such a thing. Send some qualified Japanese to take care of it! Hell, the ambergris alone would've paid for it plus some for the town.

Thurman's is FUCKING awesome! Schmidt's is good but only for the sausage and the giant creme puffs. I don't like anything else. Despise sauerkraut(sp?).

Something about this post... has a lingering, hidden phallic/homosexual feel to it. Like the start of a some kind of scary, gay porn scene.

lol

Hilarious.

Wha?! And wow, you look so very like a girl I knew in Vegas. Only, she wasn't marrying her brother. She didn't have one.

Don't know if I'm included in this or not, but will answer anyway. lol Granted, only 2 or 3 were quite that size from my viewing area at the time (those are two I grabbed, stupidly, I must add), but we had quite a few baseball size and the majority were golf ball to ping-pong ball size. Only time I've seen them that big. Though, I've experienced some other town wrecking hail storms in Texas, too.

Frye's hilarious. I love Inside MMA, too. Bas cracks me up. Shit, not only did I see and read about that before, I saw that episode of Inside MMA and I still dont remember how that went.

Oldy but a goody.

Switch that tv out with a beautiful woman and I might consider spending the 25k for it. And yes, it still has to work just like the one in the vid.

That's what I got from it. It's also their biggest game in terms of land available. I'm stoked for it but don't have the money to pick it up for the ps3.

bwhahaha That cracked me the hell up. My votes: 370z Mustang Hyundai

Damn. At first, I was like, eh. Living in Odessa, Texas many, many years ago, I experienced my worse hail storm. Softball size hail. It was insane. I actually ran out and grabbed two to put into the freezer. But they shrink over a long period of time. Anyway, HOLY SHIT, it didn't come down that much, though!

I've met both kinds. Two extreme examples/experiences: Car broke down as I was pulling out of work late one night. Cop pulled up (with 0 zero traffic) and demanded I move the vehicle from the side of the road. He then proceeded to watch me from his car (perfect weather) try to push a car backwards, then right into a dip and up a hill into a parking lot. It took MUCH effort. Afterward, he wouldn't call anyoen for me and wouldn't let me contact anyone. Told me he'd give me a quarter to use a pay phone. Another time, I was in a parking lot at night across the street from my buddies. We were both installing an intake on my car at the time but the stock box was being a bitch. A cop stopped by to check out the situation and ended up staying and helping us install the intake. lol