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You're going to die of the plague, now.

One at each wheel. At least.

Good luck, man. Oh, and I'll be needing "protection money".:bangbang:

I really feel like I've posted this here before, but who gives a shit. I know someone here hasn't seen it. Enjoy. Oh, and btw, I'm a Libra. Be sure to list your sign. ============================================ Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist. Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer. Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and annot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards. Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer or a whore. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap. Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

Owners of old gas hogs could get upto $4,500 to have them taken off the road http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28663037/from/ET/wid/18298287/?gt1=45002 WASHINGTON - Congress is mulling a proposal to pay people to get rid of those old gas guzzlers sitting in their driveways. Under legislation introduced Wednesday in both the House and Senate and called the "Cash for Clunkers" program, drivers could get vouchers of up to $4,500 when they turn in their old fuel-inefficient vehicles for scrapping and buy vehicles that get good gas mileage. People could also turn in their old cars for vouchers that could be used to ride public buses and trains. The bill, said Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., "would be an important part of helping getting America's struggling automobile industry back on its feet, and help consumers who are concerned about covering the cost of buying a more fuel-efficient vehicle." Taking gas guzzlers off the road, added Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, a co-sponsor, "would reduce our dependence on foreign oil, decrease greenhouse gas emissions and stimulate the economy." The bill envisions the program operating for four years and encouraging the retirement of up to one million vehicles a year, saving between 40,000 and 80,000 barrels of motor fuel a day by the end of the fourth year. Drivers would be eligible for reimbursement for purchase of a new or used vehicle with a fuel economy rating that exceeds federal targets for that class of vehicle by at least 25 percent. The vehicle must have a manufacturer suggested retail price of less than $45,000 and be a model year 2004 or later. The vehicles turned in must be drivable, registered in the United States and have a when-new fuel economy rating of less than 18 miles per gallon. In the first year of the program, a person trading in a vehicle that is model year 2002 and later would be eligible to receive $4,500 for purchase of a new vehicle, $3,000 for purchase of a used vehicle or $3,000 for transit fare credit. For model year vehicles 1999 to 2001, drivers would get $3,000 for the purchase of a new vehicle. Those who trade in vehicles that came out in 1998 or before could get a credit of $2,000 for a new vehicle. "This is an even better trade-in offer than they could get from any car dealership," said Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., also a co-sponsor. A person could obtain no more than one voucher in any three-year period. Dealers and scrap recycling companies could also get payments of $50 per vehicle. Initial estimates set the cost of the program between $1 billion and $2 billion a year.

WooHoo! I'm sharpening my PuertoRican Express Card as we speak. This just means latinos will take over now. Ahh, the PR Express card. Whenever I need a little money... No yearly fees, no interest.

Possibly.

In for cable box idears.

And that was horseshit. Superman was getting his ass whipped when suddenly Superman thought about all the people he loved on Earth, etc, etc, bullshit, bullshit, pansy ass, pussy, etc, hackin fag, whatever, gained energy/power/fortitude and punched the shit outta the hulk. That may not be verbatim, but that's the gist. I hate Stuporman. I also think the Hulk vs Doomsday would've been much tighter. Oh, and Batman beat Superman once. Batman>Superman. Fuck, I think I just reached my geek limit for the day.

Biological warfare.

This site has a lot of cool optical illusions but much of the science behind them, including one of my favorites which makes it look like your skin is twisting: http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/mot_adaptSpiral/index.html Watch the center of this one for at least 30sec. The longer you watch, the greater the affect. Then, look at your palm flattened out. Of course, you can look at whatever you want, it just looks cool. I'd add a couple here, but the site won't let me and I no longer have my "optical illusions" folder.

That's pretty sweet. I hope it just doesn't die away.

lol

I've seen the second one but not the first one. Somone post some info on that first car there w/the single gigantico blower.

lol You misunderstood. And since when do we go back in time? (See how I used sarcasm to prove my point?)

Ah, I'd forgotten about this. I'm dl'ing the torrent, now.

Funny you should mention that. I was going to bring something to that affect up, (in another thread), that I hoped everyone's been watching the SCCA runoffs on Speed. We can help keep Nascar away by watching something that's not Nascar. lol Besides, if you have Time Warner, you have Speed in HD, now.

I'm impressed with Leviathan's intelligence since he's only 2. Anyone see the Leprochaun hunter who was suited up with his "1000's of year old leprochaun flute" passed down through the family from his Irish great-great-great, etc. grandfather?

Oh, holy shit. Was that a dig on F-body's? You're gonna have half the population of CR tee-teeing all over themselves, now. Anyway, welcome. What do you have planned for the teg exactly?

Aw, fuck, man. I know how you feel. I had my house burn down, too. Couldn't save shit. All they could do was water the grass and trees when they got there. I have some clothes, as well. I don't recall how big you are and I see many others here need to know, as well. Seriously, man, if you wanna vent about shit you've lost, etc., feel free to pm me and we can hang out and shoot the shit or whatever. I live in Delaware, so it's not far at all. As I said, I know what you're going through. I still get upset from time to time. Also, if nobody else lives closer to him, my house can even be utilized for a dropoff point, though, I doubt that'll be needed. Good luck with getting your affairs in order. My best wishes to you.

Some of you aren't doing something right. I've never been with a woman who wouldn't swallow given the opportunity. I did have a one night stand with a girl who I know didn't like that and I did it anyway.:nod: She seriously deserved it. She had screwed over a friend of mine awhile before that. She never saw it coming.

What makes you think it's useless? Especially, with the discovery of water ice, possible liquid water and now, even methane indicating possible signs of life or volcanoes. I don't need to detail the importance of the life thing. Possible geological activity like volcanoes are important, as well. Proving Mars isn't a dead planet among other things. Both good news. And just because we won't live on it or use it for anything for the good of mankind in your lifetime doesn't mean we will never do it. You know what?! You eat Almond Joy's from now on. No Mars Bars for you.

You know what?! I'm going to go ahead, come on in here and stake my reputation on a future claim. I predict, some time around March or April, we will experience global warming on a large scale. There. I said it. Fucking count it. Oh, and fuck blinding, white roads. Oh, and blinding all passing aliens. You want more of them to crash into us? Do you know how hard it is to keep white clean? Also, it'll be like living in a fuckin institution!

Bills. Possible new or used car for the gf.

Did you read AND comprehend the entire article or just the parts useful to you? It stated that a very large portion (and pretty much why it's so high) is due to the amount of security needed over what Bush needed. Not to mention, and this is my educated opinion: Costs are higher, now. It's 8 years later. I'll touch on that one a bit more. Bush's admin helped with that. They racked up a 10trillion dollar debt. THe economy is in ruins supposedly and things are going to cost more. More people are expected to attend, more crazies are expected to attend, it's a hisotrical event. Should anything cost that much? Are the Dems saints? Are the Republicans? Are you an idiot for putting your faith in either one so fully that you forgot your honor is to your country and not a particular "side" of the same corroded coin? The answers to most of these questions is, "No." All but one. Can you guess which one? Guess what people? THe Bush admin fucked things up, whether they meant to or not is irrelevant. Obama admin is here now. Do you love and support your country? Well, until Obama proves otherwise, quite being whiny, get positive, show some support for your country and quit making assumptions. It's frightening to see people who are so caught up in this red/blue shit, they're willing to bash a government that's yet to have the time to prove itself and support one that failed so miserably. I say, let's just see how this thing turns out. I'm not about who's side is who's, but who can accomplish what. Republican or Democrat or 3rd party, someone do something right!