V8 Beast

What hes most known for other stuff :fuckyeah:

Exactly :lolguy:

Hmmm.. Now that I think of it, maybe Im rustled...

There was no thought put into the making of this thread. Gabe, I Я disappointing

I vote we ban Anthony. If you take out the leader the followers will fall.

POSTING THIS WHILE DOOING A CLEEN END JIRK W/ MORE WAIT THAN U PANZIES CAN HANDEL LIGHT WAIT

Happy day of birthday

I go to lifetime because my kids can play bball, swim, rock wall climb, etc. Its expensive but I like that even in their child center the kids can be active. If I refer anyone all setup fees are waived so that would help out some. The absolute best part for me is if I get bored I can go swimming until midnight, or workout 24/7.

Scott, Stop painting bulls-eyes on your back. You are way too nice and helpful in real life to have this fucked-up of an internet persona. If you need any help with anything just shoot me a text, call, or come over. Hell, I'll even take you out for a beer. I dont drink so dont think too much about it if I get a sprite. My dad died from liver cancer so I rarely drink. I promise Im not trying to get you drunk and make you pregnant. If you get too deep into this shit just lurk for a while. Log out, find a way to purge your stress, and come back later. Use CR for fun, when it stops being fun take a break.

Good point. Dont want to have to infract or ban myself.... Again

Free waffles

Hal, Im going to ban you from this thread, change your name, and edit all of your posts with pictures of hairy nipples. VIVA LA REVOLUCION DE REVOLUCION

Damn you, now we have to shut down the entire thread!!!

Kitchen rules = Very limited moderating. Calling mods/admins bitches it acceptable because its not racist or of a violent nature. Closing this thread would actually be against the rules. Carry on

http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/2101092/that-escalated-quickly-o.gif

Reality... Funny gif with an insult to start an ebattle Your response quoted with this underneath it :gabe: Your next response quoted with the question "U mad bro?" Declare myself the winner and go to bed.

Now you know that with CR intelligence for ebatttles is defintley optional. Ebattle Check List 1. Can you properly use to post unfunny pictures? 2. Do you own a device with internet? 3. Can you spell (phonetically is acceptable)? 4. Do you know English? 5. Are you able to see the forum? If you answered yes to 2 or more of the listed question you are qualified to ebattle on CR. Go get em champ!!! *Note: If you answered no to question 2 or 5 you are qualified, however you will not be able to participate. Now that I think of it you wont even know you are qualified unless you borrow a friends device that is on CR who shows you the checklist. In this case you could post on their device but you will probably get them banned so dont do that.

Yes, It would be worthless. Now apply that same thought process to ebattles on CR. Its a game of wits to show dominance over someone else that probably means nothing to you in real life. The purpose is basically to pass time, entertain, confront, or simply let off some steam. Instead of making threads like this we could only post helpful stuff and plan community service events. CR could donate to charities and be the most boring place on earth... no fun. My post was a very simple thought typed out with no other purpose than to share a random thought. If I thought it out before planning it for real this would be my response to the events listed. Roll racing - Wouldnt be on there. We know why. 1/4th - Could be a competition since this is a racing site and all Auto x or other forms of racing would be too complicated. This could easily be done at a test n tune. MMA - There are only a handful of people on here that even train. This wouldnt be possible simply based on that. Some dummy would get hurt. Boxing - Tried that once. 10 people showed up. Havent been able to set up another one since... removed Beer Pong - Would probably be the only thing we could get CR members to show up to. I myself dont drink or think this is fun but many do. Video games - CR does this anyway on a regular basis. Hate le viteo games all you want. I think baseball sucks and is boring... but baseball players keep playing.

I would say 10 - 15. Best of 3 in each event to assure no ties. As an Admin I wouldnt qualify either... But we could judge. Jones vs Phil in racing Not Brian vs Apache in video games Possible epic video could be had.

Mods vs The Infracted/Trolls. Roll racing, quarter mile, mma, boxing, beer pong, and video games. If the trolls win they get to chose 2 mods to demote for 6 months. If the mods win complaining about them is bannable for 6 months.

Wrote a poem about it... You have a kid Im not placing a bid Im not marrying you, I just want to pop your lid Thats right, I only want to hit it and be done You know, fuck you and run No marriage just a "Shits been real.. bye bye.. had fun" Leave you sticky like gum Probably even bust on your bum Im so good if you had a PHD my dick would make you dumb Its good that you agree To everything but the pee Lets leave this place, like that stupid joke, make like a tree That was pretty good You sucked my whole wood You said you could do it but I didnt think you could Why are you sharing your ex husband issues? Stop crying and wasting all those tissues You just sucked my dick fuck no I wont kiss you! I think I should go home Thanks for the dome I appreciate the way you polished my knob like chrome Please dont be sore I dont think you are a whore I told you before we started it was a quick nut and the door That was a little too real I bet shes crying still I then looked in the mirror and said "who cares... good job Phil"

Congrats!!!

I agree with Killjoy

Me: Hey officer, I have something to tell you. :dumb: Officer 1: Yes Me: I have a gun :masturboy: Officer 1: Oh.. Do you have your CCW? Me: No Officer 1: :fuuuu: ****Bang!!!!***** Officer 2: WTF Johnson!!!!!!!!!! Why did you shoot him?!?!?!?!!!!!! Officer 1: He had a gun ... Officer 2: Oh... :no: Officer 1: And no CCW ... Officer 2: Makes sense. I dont feel like writing a report. Just sprinkle some crack on him and lets go eat. :gabe: