Me: Hello
Telemarketer: Can I speak to the person that pays your AEP Bill?
Me: I dont think we paid our bill.. my tv wont cut on.
Telemarketer: Oh, may I speak with the person that is suppose to pay it
Me: Sure, when did you want to talk to her?
Telemarketer: Now, if possible
Me: Sorry, cant do now... shes giving me a blow job
Telemarketer: Awkward silence
Me: Shes almost done if you want to hold.
Telemarketer: More silence
Me: Are you staying online until I climax... thats hot
Telemarketer: I'll try back at a later time
Me: You do that