kirks5oh

Wouldn't let me open the thread over there because I don't own an exotic.

My buddy just bought a fully loaded 2012 rubicon jeep. Can't imagine spending upwards of 40k on a wrangler--WTF. This thing has the huge knobby tires on it---he says it's not too loud on the freeway-lol

the people at the dealer all know who i am and what i do for a living. i've taken care of several people at the dealership and many of their family members/friends. that adds up to a lot more than the profit they've made off me. i've literally had them mount drag radials for the vette--for free, and they offered to install an aftermarket catback on my cts-v for free when they were doing the rear end. there are not a ton of perks to living in a town of 35k people, but this is one of them.

i go into the dealer, ask them what they're willing to sell the car for, and make an offer very close to it. the time it takes me to haggle, bargain, come back 2 or 3 times just to bitch about the price makes me look like---well, a bitch. i live in a small enough town, that my business means quite a bit to the dealer, and i get my way easily if things aren't the way i want them. i can bring my car in literally anytime, to have it looked at, i got zero hassle getting a new rear end for my cts-v because it had a smidge of whine at 40mph, i got new wheels for the cts-v because the existing ones looked like shit after one year, etc etc. my wife gets free oil changes and tire rotations on her escalade. the time it takes me to haggle like crazy, i can make more money doing my job, then i will save in looking like a bitch. at the same time, i'm not a sucker--my wife might be a bit of a sucker---she plopped down MSRP for my 3lz z06--you can pretty much guess how much a fully loaded, brand new zo6 is. i don't fault the dealership for trying to make money--its a business. do your homework, make an offer, and move on---

needs more bling for the grill. otherwise, pretty sweet ride, and build.

definitely get good floormats throughout the vehicle. we have husky car liners on the inside of the wife's caddy---they hold up extremely well, and have raised edges so that spilled liquids won't go into the carpet. forgot to add that in addition to ramming the local mcdonald's drive thru post, my wife has managed to close the garage door into the open liftgate twice (my boy hit the garage door button the second time), and we had some random bitch ram us while we were parked at a gas pump filling up. if you have multiple kids, i would vote for something with 3 rows, and 2 dvd players. when the kids go in my cts-v or my exploder, they're all sitting right in a row, and constantly fuck with each other--making for a miserable trip anywhere. in the wife's truck, the girls sit in the rear bench, and are far enough apart they can barely reach each other. my boy gets to ride in the second row captain's chair, so they can't mess with him. with 2 dvd players, everyone can watch a dvd.

6 months into ownership, my wife decided to take her extended escalade through the 'outer' mcdonalds drive-thru marked "no SUV's". scraaaaaape/dent. my 3 kids also make the truck their personal trash bin---half eaten suckers everywhere, etc etc. the dvd players are the only thing that make travel with them even remotely possible.

Where's dr rick with his anti-vaccination bullshit now?

Holy shit, sell that car. And don't heavily mod a daily driver. Keep your daily near stock and buy a 2002 camaro. Much better platform to build off of, and 7 years newer--makes a huge difference

now a compilation of screenshots from facebook with people begging to be let back onto the site would be entertaining

so what does he have to say for himself?? i guess he's not going to be posting. i take it he talks like a redneck??

He'll owe taxes on a car he can't afford to fix. Lol

Affirmative. The whole reason he felt he had the right to kick his buddy's ass was because his buddy was going to tell his employer that he owed him money, when he couldn't get his money from Roy. I love how guys like this always have a lawyer. They always say "I'll call my lawyer", like their poor-ass has Johnny cochran on retainer or something.

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94013&page=2 post #40 should cancel any doubt that the laptop incident was indeed real. this was basically a thread where the o.p. was 'informing' everyone of how fucking awesome his gutted-out, tin-can with a turbo is/was. and how he was calling everyone out, saying he was going to trap 140. i think he ended up running 13's, or something--so he edited out all the smack-talk.

we've got a 'mancation' scheduled for jan 12-16 (fishing/drinking trip) to sarasota we usually do a couple of these while the weather is shitty here we go to sarasota for a week for spring break next fall the wife and i are hopefully going to go to the caribbean without the kids yearly work conference in december at disney world--we just got back from this a week ago.

Ok 6 years. So you're going to honestly sit here and tell everyone for the past 6 years you have NOT been on any of those forums for any reason? You never saw tons of pm's asking you wtf? You never saw threads calling you out either? And the scammer never changed your password?? And finally, the scammer just happens to own car parts for the same car(s) you've owned? Cut the shit, man up. Time to be a grown up. Regardless, I think its safe to say you're not welcome on this site. Btw, how'd it go telling your boss you were wrongfully fired?

he also claims this (imaginary) friend, who stole his identity, and apparently posted under his same screen name for 10 years in multiple forums, is now seeing his step-sister?? shit, you can't make this stuff up. i guess he should be easy to find now.

is this a trick question?? lsx + 6 speed = 25mpg and endless aftermarket opportunities

when one of my 4 year old twins tells a lie, it's more convincing than the op. Seriously dude, man the fuck up. Straighten your shit up for the sake of your children

When your kids start having kids, it's time to call it quits. That miscarriage was already an aunt/uncle before it was even born. The problem is not one family having 19 productive, respectful children. It's millions having 4-6 welfare babies that are born into failure, with absolutely no chance at amounting to shit

badass. love the other video where he takes it up to 325kmph, and then just jams on the brakes. no helmet, no firesuit, no worries.

8mm Get shorty

Welcome to the site. Great intro

+1. Kind of like finding a pair of panties on the side of the road and then bringing them home to your wife to try on for you.

Damn. No mercy