We're gonna need a chart for this. If this is a shared key board, just buy a new one. Unless you're comfy with everyone else in the home using the "Sticky Keys". If this is yours solely, flush that thing out with alcohol, try to forget this little slip up ever occurred.
P.S. It's okay of you're a perv. It's not like it was two men beating each other right? Or a Monkey beating the man. Or even more paradoxic. A Monkey spanking the monkey.. Personally I enjoy eating vegetables.
Because they don't squirm.