Aesthetic_Influx

I'd argue that the probability of there being no chance of intelligent life besides our own is much more unbelievable than the probability of it existing even in the slightest.

lollerblades

epicness^2

Kind of makes the dent in my rear bumper seem insignificant.

Hilarious. I'll have to dig up and post some older ad campaigns of the same nature (between these two especially); they're so great.

Nice! Although I prefer the classic PediSlap (Patent Pending) for when games just don't keep 'em quiet.(effective on kids, adults, even pets!) http://www.kpebiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/slap.jpg

I'm 4 beers deep. Great Lakes beer FTW. That is all.

Niiiiiice.

LOL.... "reply to all" emails are almost always epic; this would be no exception.

LMAO. I love it. "The Rodenator Pro pumps propane and oxygen into the tunnels of squirrels, then sends an electric spark that causes an explosion. The shock waves kill the squirrels and collapse their tunnels - but in a humane way, the agency said." No, I'm going to have to say that the explosion probably kills them - and last time I checked, blowing the hell up isn't the most humane way to go.

It's becoming harder and harder to fail at using a computer these days... and yet people find a way. I don't know how you aren't a complete smartass about it by now with people like that to deal with daily.

I'm very anti-smoking... but I can't stand these typical stuffy office types who will go out of their way to rat on other people because passive aggressiveness is their thing. If she had a problem with it, she could have addressed things in multiple other ways first.

You moved from (anywhere in) Hawaii to Dayton?

I had to laugh at your comment about the MKIII... mine gave me headaches too, but loved it nonetheless. Nice collection you've got/had there.

It just occurred to me - there is another (albeit more risky) way to go about this one. Call her out on parking there so she gets a ticket. Before she finds out, see if you can have her notified on command. Then arrive at her car well before she gets outside to check on said ticket, and douse the car in gasoline. Greet her about 5 feet in front of her car, smoking a cigarette. When you see her say, "What we've got here is...failure to communicate." Then flick the cigarette over your head to the car, while walking in slow-motion towards her. Biggity Bam - karma in action.

Who the f*ck steals change anyway? I agree with baiting him and waiting, or otherwise forgetting about it. No reason to go to jail for giving him a (well-deserved) ass kicking.

Give it to her - karma is a bitch.

Good stuff. :thumbup:

Good lookin' dub. I kind of like the mirrors...

Yes and Yes.

Agreed. Reminds me of the argument some Z owners have about keeping the "twin turbo" badge on the car. "But I want it to be a sleeper!" I ask... FROM WHOM? The guys in two-color civics with huge wings? I like a shiny FMIC (or SMICs) showing even the slightest bit - makes me happy to see no matter who's car it is.

The random fly-by was hilarious.

Looks like a good turnout. Next time I'm there.

I heart two beefy SMICs. Cool idea though.

Major Alan `Dutch` Schaefer. [/fight]