Age 2 I fell down a flight of stairs resulting in a 3" scar on my forehead.
5yrs old I accidentally layed on a hot kerosene heater, my stomach was pretty torched.
Riding a bike down a 100' hill at age 12 with no chain nor brakes. missed my turn, rolled and landed in a ditch upside down on the back of my neck.
Showing off for an Army chick in Iraq, pulled a super duper flying squirrel off the high dive landed on my right ear. Busted ear drum. That shit was the worst evar!!!