They all make me laugh. I keep a coat hanger above my bed. Whenever a woman asks me about it, I just reply, "Don't get pregnant and you'll have nothing to worry about."
Hell if they all had a rally I'd love to make a poster with a picture of a coat hanger on it just to piss them off. Make a retort group as a joke for pro-mandatory. "Everyone should have at least one." lol!