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Probably the funniest thing I've seen on the internet in at least 3 hours. Good shit lmao.

Being a pirate has never felt so good. Fuck 'em both.

But that hockey though.

The lights look a little too flared, but for a phone those are fantastic pics!

I can understand the creators of Snapchat not selling out yet, I don't think the value has peaked just yet. Not saying you're wrong, just that I wouldn't be surprised if they wait a bit and try to sell in a couple years for even more. Other than that, good perspective. I respectfully wonder if he suffers from some mental issues though - why draw more attention to your product by tweeting about it going down. Wouldn't you have a much, much quieter exit by selling the game off and stepping away? Guess I just don't reason like he does. Anyway, I have this idea for a game. Two boards that two players control, with a cute pixelated star that bounces between the two. It'll even have a leaderboard and rankings so you can brag on Facebook about it. Anyone able to code Pongy Star for me? :gabe:

You know, I really wouldn't put it past some dumbfuck oil tycoon fuckass heir to do something like this... maybe get it gold encrusted first though.

Wealth management operations for JPMorgan Chase. I think I'd like to become a financial advisor eventually, so this current role works great as I get to see a lot of the behind-the-scenes stuff. They're sponsoring my series 7 and paying for school, and the pay's not bad either. Worst case, I've got a license and a degree to branch out with if I end up disliking it in a few years. I started in the call center too, FWIW, Paul.

Yup. At least Angry Birds was something new.

I don't understand why the fuck this game became so popular to begin with, the actual game (helicopter I think? not entirely sure which one was first since there's been so many) is like 8000 years old and nobody gives a shit about it. The entire game is a complete rip, and I hope Nintendo tears his ass open if the speculation is true about them threatening legal action. The interview is hilarious. "Something different from mobile games today"? Uhhh okay dude.

That's mommy states for you.

Why the fuck isn't this a level 3. 3/4ths of the city is calling off, government offices are closed, and Jamie Dimon still wants us to work today. A free lunch ain't worth this shit.

I see Chrysler 200 all over the front.

No clutch? I'd be all over this...

You absolutely will not get full custody in Ohio unless she's committed recent felonies that have endangered the child. However, joint custody will almost always be given if you take her to court, but the default hours are absolute shit and there's still Texas-sized loopholes and shit for her to walk around you with. The court system is a fucking joke for separate parents. Good luck.

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Plus (correct me if I'm wrong, I haven't looked at the contracts) don't the coaches receive pretty sizeable bonuses for certain number of wins, conference championships, bowl wins, etc? Ohio State has much better odds of any of those than Arkansas...

Everyone has a fucking smartphone nowadays capable of recording video, yet nobody gets stopped for having one. Fuck the MPAA, they're just looking for a fight out of spite.

Not OSU, leader of the anti-SEC monopoly, nobody cares.

That's your wifi, Jason. Nonetheless, that ping is impressive.

Beneficial at autocross maybe, assuming smooth engagement and consistent response, but that brake vectoring is fucking stupid at a real track. They fade fast enough as it is.

Arkansas was awful, but in the one year he came in, they jumped like 40 something spots in pass defense in the country, with a complete lack of talent, against a very strong SEC West. THAT should tell you more than Arkansas' overall defensive stats. His ability to improve players that aren't even his speaks marvels. Ash is a great hire, Johnson is a great hire. Our defense might be getting back up to speed, boys. Shame it'll probably take a couple years, but next year is a rebuilding year anyway I think. We're setting up to be a VERY strong contender for the 2015-2017 seasons.

This STi is a joke. If they still plan on selling it around $40k they've lost their minds. The WRX is a nice upgrade though. Can't wait to get mine and get it over to IPS...

This. Love Tressel, but no pro team in their right mind would hire him to be a pro coach. He's too nice, and the game has evolved to a spread offense which he cannot run. I'd much rather he stay at Akron and be the best possible mentor he can be for kids.

Well, the car certainly looks better with the wing, but unless they make some massive upgrades all around, this is an awful buy for the money. Give me a white '15 WRX with the Harmon Kardon sound system and one of those wings any day though... inb4ricer

A&M, Georgia, and South Carolina will all be mediocre at best next year and I could easily see 4+ losses for each team. LSU will likely improve, I'd put them in my top 15, and Bama is Bama. So yeah, SECirclejerk, what a surprise.