Few things that I noticed...
Slimpsy - How TF did you pay $500 to have something fixed for you, but never look underneath it? Based off the CEL codes needing to be read for you, it sounds like you don't do much work on cars, or don't have the time. I find it a little fishy that you did not know about frame rust being that bad... but that's just my two cents.
Rocky - My dude... you paid $1000 for a $1000 car, you HAD to of known what you were getting into. Honestly, while Slimpsy might have not been completely up front with you about the rust, I honestly don't think it's entirely his fault. It was a shitbox car and idk what time of day you went over to pick it up, but with the weather we have been having, I'm willing to bet there was not much sunlight... so... yea...
You Boomers need to stop bitching about $1000. I got fucking bills to pay and College debt to worry about... Now shut up, shake hands, and fucking help cure ChronoVirus or something... Good Lord!