Casper

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http://www.rei.com/outlet/deal-of-the-day Good deal for someone looking for a weekend bag or a BOB.

There's a class Saturday (4/21) with several openings. $75 includes everything. Also covers all that's needed to get Florida's non-resident permit. It's 8:15a to 8:45p on the east side of Columbus. Anyone interested?

Your wife is awesome. How she deals with all of us drunk I have no idea.

Why are you looking to sell it?

Somebody is a member of zx-10r.net... If someone has a stuffed sheep, that'd be pretty damn funny.

Why not? I did.

Yup.

Garden Snakes, also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis), can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing some of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little, green garden snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream. The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room, naked, to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came in and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor. His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out. About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg. The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief. But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around.. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa. The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her. The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from the grocery store, looked in the window and saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth. She marched in and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches. The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat. By now, the police had arrived. (BREATH HERE) They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little green snake. The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife. Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb exploded, it started a fire in the drapes. The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car. Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out). Time passed. Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world. A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night. And that's when he shot her.

Fucking hilarious thread title.

Giggity.

So is this a poker run or???

Sweet. Updated. List of those going: Casper's cabin: 1) Casper 2) MaxPower 3) Gump 4) MarlboroMan 5) CbrGirl cmh_sprint's cabin: 6) cmh_sprint 7) jstumpalump150 8) mykill 9) 2talltim Bad324's cabin: 10) Bad324 11) Likwid 12) Isaac's Papa 1000rrrider's cabin: 13) 1000rrrider 14) 1000rrrider's +1 15) Hutch 16) Hutch's +1 bowdog's cabin: 17) bowdog 18) bowdog's sammich maker 19) CarWhore 20) CarWhore's sammich maker jgetz524's cabin: 21) jgetz524 22) FZRMatt Camping: 23) granda080 24) rollnhot 25) 82packer 26) 82packer's +1 27) oldschoolsdime92 Lodge: 28) wht_scorpion 29) Jst2fst 30) Habi 31) quwip10 32) quwip10's backpack 33) quwip10's +1 34) gen3flygirl 35) CarWhore 36) dirtygary 37) jagr Creekside: 38) ohiomike 39) ohiomike's +1 Timeshare type cabin with girlfriend: 40) idodishez 41) idodishez's girlfriend Maybes: dustinsn3485 rawlins87 rawlins87's +1 Uncle Punk

Dude, the wet t-shirt contest was damaging enough to my eyes. Please don't.

Wait, this guy is back? Why?

Welcome aboard.

Welcome aboard.

Welcome!

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