John

GIMME THAT COCKTAIL.... FRUIT!

just remember, cops are often the WORST people to ask about laws. there are so many laws, its impossible to know them all. plus, cops don't stay up to date on new rulings, case law, they dont read law journals etc. the best person to ask would be your local prosecutor, or another attorney.

yall are jelly. thats pretty much the most baller shit you can do right there.

pot, meet kettle.

ITT little girls afraid of snakes.

there are already laws against going left of center, speeding, reckless operation, not using turn signal etc so why do we need a separate law against driving drunk too?

can't tell if trolling, or just stupid... oh really? white people dont riot? coulda fooled me.... right. white people only riot over IMPORTANT stuff... like their favorite sports teams winning/losing.

http://www.step2.com/p/MailMaster-Plus-Mailbox buy one of these and forget about it.

what did he even say to you after he pulled you over? did he say why he stopped you?

calamari = delicious. ill take my chances.

the dash cam was "malfunctioning" at this time. and if it wasn't well, we lost the tape. sorry bout it. no. its silly that we trust the police to police themselves... covering for your buddy is priority one. and if you're honest and you don't cover your buddys fuckups, you're labeled a "rat" or a "snitch" and probably lose your job.

ITT: hay guyz i just got this in my email. FWD FWD FWD FWD FWD FWD FWD FWD email forwards are a great source of information right?

there's nothing like a few frosty cold road pops when you're out and about.

664 from bremen to logan has some suspect patching done on it. its not horrible, but there are some shaky transitions. big pine was fine when i was down there maybe a week ago. that road is less traveled so watch out for snakes sunning themselves on the street. i saw a HUGE black rat snake just chilling in the middle of the road soaking up some rays. i stopped like 2 feet from him and he didnt really seem very spooky at all. just looked at me like wtf are you in my sun for?

plate doesnt matter if it's stolen.

exactly. "But I had the right of way..." doesn't really make a great epitaph.

asking "how many miles will i get out of a tire" is just like asking "how long is a piece of string"... there are so many variables that its really impossible to say. how often do you ride? how hard do you ride? more freeway or more twisties? whats your road condition like? how abrasive is it? do you do track days? etc etc etc

i have some decent chicken strips on my tires... i dont really care though, i got nothing to prove. the vast majority of my riding is in straight lines around town anyway. plus, i dont really try to get down on public roads. i just like to enjoy the ride

saw this online, pretty sweet pic.

are you serious? is this the first female you have ever met or spent any time with? you have a kid, so it would appear you have had contact with another at some point in time... although you could have adopted... protip: women often care about their hair and the way it looks. asking why is like asking why do you need so many shoes. as men we will never comprehend it. just accept it as a fact of life and move on. (another protip: women, unlike men, often have more than 2 pairs of shoes. they often also have multiple purses for different occasions... just to prepare you)

inb4 op finds phone under the seat of his car or something

BOTH imo. even if the petcock fails, the float should still keep the valve shut.

who cares?