I'd try this on the wife simply because she's a true red sans the crabs...but alas...the flooring has no carpet. What other creepy Asian ideas ya got, Jinu!?!?
Well, Dublin is not small so I don't want to be running around town looking for you and I still don't have the order information for the sammich or whiskey. A little more information would benefit you....greatly.
I haven't used SW in quite a while and I could more than likely model up whatever he's got in mind. It's like riding a bike, once you learn you never really forget.