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This is the funniest shit I have seen in a while... I've watched in numerous times over the past few days, added it to my Myspace, and even use a quote as my signature on another forum. I hate energy drinks with a passion... Enjoy! qRuNxHqwazs

BAHAHAHAHAH!!! That made me snort!

I am sure there are places around that can fix that... It would just scare the living piss out of me though... I'd always have that in the back of my mind...

That's what he told me.

I wasn't trying to insult you, I was simply stating a fact: Alcohol + Riding = Retards.

That would be huge... Let me know if you find it...

Make me an offer.

Alcohol + Riding = Retards.

I'll admit it... I am a chicken strip whore. Speaking of which... I got a new tire today... Left side has a little under 1/4" of strip, but the right side has none... Very odd for me, I usually end up pretty even...

There are a number of good ones east of Canton too...

I'll give you a can of cream corn and 14 eyelashes.

Any self-respecting man would work lots of drugs and alcohol into the situtation and get some mad threesome action going on.

It's the one just like this one: http://www.4strokes.com/reviews/harborfreight/mctirechanger/ Cause I'm a raging moron that's why... I never think of asking for... *gasp* help...

I'd assume to rent a scooter you would need your MC endorsement.

I need rim protectors... Fuck... I probably need new rims now... Meh, I wonder if you can do touch-up powdercoating?

MOTHERFUCKER!!!! So I bought a tire changing machine a while ago... It didn't come in time for me to use in on my old bike, so yesterday when my I saw my tire fucked, I figured I'd get to use it... I stopped by Iron Pony today after work and picked up a replacement tire... Got home and put together the machine... Easy enough. From there I used the bead breaker to break one side, but the other side was hindered by the pulley. I don't have the torx bit required to take it off, so I just put a couple blocks under it to get the bead broke on that side... Easy enough, but I did put a couple nicks in my wheels... Nothing major. At that point I put the wheel in the mount and got my bowl of soapy water all ready. I read in various places that the pry bar thing will scratch my powder coated wheels and to cover the wheel or bar with duct tape... Let's just say that doesn't work. Then I remembered reading somewhere to use cut up pieces of plastic from shampoo bottles... Worked VERY well, but I still got it all fucked up... Ok, don't freak out. So all of this and I realize once I get the pry bar positioned that my pulley is totally going to get in the way... Remember that torx bit I didn't have? Well, I needed it. Off to Lowes... Of course they don't have any singles, so I have to buy a $26 package... Stay calm... Ok, I get home and have at it... Got 5 of the 6 off without much work... Then the 6th one... Motherfucker. It won't budge... Bust out the breaker bar... Broke the ratchet! Now it freewheels in both directions! That's ok, it was a cheapo... Grab another, no dice... Nothing... Can't move it at all... Then CRACK!!! And I'm on my ass... Stripped? Sorta, the fuckin' torx bit was stripped!!! :yikes: Back to Lowes, lifetime warranty, piss around, piss around.... Get back home with my new bit... Deep breaths... One more time, then I give up... SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bolt this time. So I put the others back on, kicked some stuff, used the lord's name in vain, used many expletives that I did not know could be combined in such a way, threw my fifth bowl of soapy water (Did I mention I spilled a lot of them?), knocked the wheel over onto the breaker bar, chipping my wheel AGAIN... Anybody want to buy a tire changing machine? Seriously. I am not even going to take it apart. I am not going to fuck with it any more. Make me an offer.

IMHO, the 'skills' test is retard easy. I did it on my Ninja 500... While I was there I saw a chick do it on a Softail Harley... Her husband/BF/whatever did it on an Electra Glide (full dresser)... a guy did it on his ragged out CBR... and two guys failed... One on a Chopper (the u-turn in the square was literally impossible for him to do)... The other was on a smaller jap cruiser... Oh, and I should add... The test offers very little, if any at all, real measure of ability to ride on the street... Good street riders could fail that test (probably not likely though), however a trained monkey could probably pass it too...

My bike lives in my kitchen! Err... Well since I kicked my GF out, it stays in the living room most of the time. You can listen to your music as loud as you want... You don't hear your neighbors fucking... etc. Street/intersection? I might be interested... Is that $725 each per month?

Iron Pony has them cheaper than that on their website, but a buddy of mine told me that they won't honor that price in store... nor will they let you pick them up after ordering them online... nor will they mount and balance them... Further, most places won't touch a tire that was purchased from anyone but them... Rice Paddy will though, but it's more expensive. Oh, and you know how I said I expected another 2k miles out of mine, for a total of around about 5k... Well, after 200 hundred today, this is what my rear looked like: The fuckin' tread wear indicators aren't even flush yet! So now, I too am looking for a Diablo... I bought a tire mounter thingy though, but have never used it... Actually, I've never put it together... First time should be fun! I want to ride on Sunday, so I'll probably just end up going to Iron Pony and buying one off the shelf... unless someone else knows of a place that has them cheaper! I am considering Pilot Road 2ct's for future tires... Shouldn't square off, but sticky on the sides for railing the corners... I just need to find someone who's used them...

Grandview is nice and surprisingly cheap. I need a garage... Where do you live?

I don't do much driving on 315, but if this is true, then next time I have to, I will just drive my truck into a brick wall to save them the trouble.

I always expected Satan to be bigger and slightly more menacing...

Pretty much everybody in this town is a shitty driver... I am convinced of it.

Did you hook up the motor to a power source to see if it turns? I live on campus too... I surely know.

Wait a second? Held up by 2x4's? I am confused by this... If your window needs held up, it's probably not the motor... Unless the worm gear completely blew and it runs free when you press the button... I had a 1990 Honda Accord and one day I put the window down a little in the rain to ash my smoke... It wouldn't go back up... So I put it down a little more to see if it would go, then it went all the way down... Wouldn't go back up again. I took apart the switch and took a lil' wire brush to the contacts and it worked fine... I had it for another couple years without issue... Sold it... and the window still probably works.