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Yeah he is a sneaky fucker. girls should never pass out drunk around this guy. Not a good idea. So I've been told by Burgundy's lil sister and a few other prairie dogs.

How about this Parks "Coshocton co. seperating the men from the boys one blind corner at a time"

Fuck you Parks, I didn't say anyting about wanting to see Jess's gooch.

+1 bullshit and don't go kill a squirrel put it in a bucket of water.

Parks stop acting like you can count to four. We all know how bad you are at math. Looking good bret, any exhaust upgrades coming your way?

I bet you weren't smiling after the road rash scrubbing. Thats one thing I hope I never have to experience. Heal up man the season just started.

Parks you may have to have people apply for one of these tshirts. Maybe set some perameters for those that can order one. Maybe you have to have been off the road in C.County at least once.

Too bad you couldn't have somehow posted that as a recording on youtube

Hola from Florida friends. Figured I would take some time out of my day to share the funniest thing I have seen in a long long time. Let me set the scene. Its 1130am, busy 4 lane road, Orlando, Fl near a local university full of yuppie trendy fockers. Sorority girls, hot sorority girls having a swim suit car wash on the corner at CVS. My buddy and I are using the gps on a chipolte run when I notice a trendy little emo lookin kid is riding this SUVs ass on a cheap cheap scooter, you know the ones people are buying just to save money on gas? (Sorry Whodey for the use of emo) No gear except for a cheap retro style 3/4 helmet, purple tee shirt and tight jeans. I point him out to my friend and say that kid is going to eat shit if he doesn't give that car some space. I'm talking no more than 10' from the bumper crusing at 50mph. The SUV slows to make a left hand turn the fucker jumps in front of us to save his ass and then dives back into the lane to tailgate the next car which eventually makes a left. I think to myself if this kid gets along side of us i'm def gonna give him a pointer that may save his life. NOW... We eventually make it past him and he is tailgating us. We are approaching an intersection where some very pretty ladies are having a car wash for thier sorority, so needless to say we have forgotten to follow the direction of the gps and have long forgotten about the kid tailgating us. At the intersection we see the chipolte across the street my buddy slams on the brakes to make his right hand turn and we hear the squeal of tires and crushing of plastic. I look back thinking we just got rear ended but realize i didn't feel an impact. Instead I look back to see the fuckin idiot laying on the ground dumb founded, confused as to why he is laying on the ground scrapped up and his scooter's throttle is pined open. Helpless he lays there for a bit looking around, gets up brushes himself and tries to pick his scooter up. The sorority girls come out help him pick his scooter up and push it on the side walk. I'm dying I can't breathe cause I'm laughing so hard. I think that was the best chipolte I have ever had.

Maybe you and APCH8R can work something out. He is becoming quit the 2nd hand parts dealer. You can just be his middle man.

Yeah mclovin you need to stop riding so much and be more dedicated to OR.net to get things for free. When are you going to learn?

WTF!!! just posted twice Heard you guys had a pretty good ride the other day.

I was thinkin the same thing about his. You should have some trees on yours... Or "voicemail"

Not even going to read this thread cause I know there is some serious:leghump: going on. Welcome to the board.

Parks get me one but can I get mine personalized with "and got screwed by MOC on 541"

Chief if it was my bike, you'd have yourself a deal. Hey maybe this is something you should look into... you know all that money is buring a hole in your pocket

LMAO! you just reminded me of time when my old roommate and his dog ran a chuck down bare foot with a 9 iron.

Mid Week bump And Its Park's Mid week hump ... Run little sheep Run!!

there are a few dive shops around believe it or not. There is one over by Honda Northwest.

http://www.maxijak.com/ Just another tool to have in the garage or the pit.

look into 89's visor. see the half face mask he has on? I'm pretty sure thats used to keep the visor from fogging up. Not sure what they are called but I'm sure someone around here will know.

Damn they both had bad reactions... Looks like he locked em up and went left and she went left to center. Passing on a doube yellow to go around a school bus... Ride Smart!!!

You must not know me Speak for yourself