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^^^^ srsly, we want the verdict and the payoff. What's the story Bad?

I sent this into Wes Siler @ Hellforleather, it may end up on Jalopnik or HFL.

Vice Grips are for n00bz.I've graduated to crescent wrenches. Again, I'm kidding, I had a 17mm socket (1/2" drive even!)

Who uses a 17mm drain plug, really? I spent most of the time figuring out how to use the Pitbull stands. kidding I cleaned a lot of gunk around the engine with the ol' Honda Polish.

We already know who's to blame.... the woman. The rest is just entertaining details.

The SV is half-done now, over lunch I went home and drained it. The 'busa wouldn't start, so it's back on the charger.

Do you have lambo doors on your GSXR too?:confused: Or would those be lambo fairings?

This was an awesome read. I'm still on the fence between the half-truths and lies of omission, but I don't understand why you two don't just save all the hassle and skip right to the "biggest dick" contest and settle it. ...back to the regularly scheduled programming....

That's fine... I don't troll Facebook for Pakistani chicks anyway.

This is a lot of opinion mixed in with supporting documentation so take it with a few grains of salt: http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/rand-paul-typical-far-right-country-clu http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/rachel-maddow-corners-rand-paul-his-e

General Manager's Statement Regarding LADWP Power Generation Assets in Arizona http://www.ladwpnews.com/go/doc/1475/555479/ Apparently it was an empty threat...

Neither of you homos have ever seen my penis either, but I'm able to satisfy your womens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70cwwMHcW04&feature=related

I've been reading some things that make me question how 'sensible' this Rand guy is.

I've never been good with tools - two left thumbs (which is why I'm an engineer in a cube, rather than a technician who actually DOES the work), plus I wanted to do BOTH bikes - so for me, probably awhile.

Glad your family is OK Fonz

I'm half tempted to change oil tomorrow... so I'll probably be doing that.

You pipe down with all your "common sense"...fatty mcgee.

I guess that means I'm the last one out. I'll turn the lights off. I'll still be visiting America frequently though for their excellent firewater, hallucinogens, and gambling.

This is one of the best supplements out there for losing weight without exercising. Take it after every meal. There may be a couple of side effects, like tooth erosion, but that's actually a positive since you don't want or need the calories anyway. Other people I've talked to swear by this stuff too. I've never tried it yet, but am considering it. Exercising and eating right are for people that actually care to be healthy - that's too hard. I just want to look good.

Obama's secret stash of money from the illegals I want whatever prescription she has.

The video isn't the issue, it's the audio. Regardless, I wonder if the cops are mic'd up in Maryland (that's where this happened right?) during regular traffic stops? I've never been pulled over out-of-state (::knock knock:: ) but I would think the cops would have to say, "This traffic stop may be recorded for training purposes... Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?"

Fonz is taking his turn at being a master BAITer