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My mom should take me out for Mother's Day. After all, if it weren't for me, she wouldn't be a mother.

*snap* Even got one in on the Cheech.

Don't worry, Punk will get his comeuppance for his bigotry. The next time he asks for extra guacamole.... he ain't gettin' it.

Come again? :confused::wtf:

¿¿God hates black people??

"My God is a god of vengeance and horror - and action! My god is an Indian that turns into a wolf. He is the Wolfen, and he will come for you with his razor."

Who's God? Yours? Or mine? Ya joker...

And if you can't do that, I can do it for you. You said she was Asian right? Are we still talking about the CBR?

Her bitching about a 3 mile commute on a CBR is probably equivalent to you bitching about the walk from the living room to the refrigerator to get your own beer/food. Spank her on the ass, then tell her tits or gtfo and grab you a beer. You kids nowadays have ZERO pimp strength.

Do bikes have to be lowered with hydraulics and have a metal flake custom paint jobs to ride with you guys?

Do NOT enter a plea of no contest in Wayne County!!!!!! Canton though, maybe - if you make googley doe eyes at the Magistrate.

Profiled again, jbot?

Speaking of FB though... has anyone been posting a lot of "I'm out doing 'x' for the next few hours" or "Meet me @ 'y'. I'll be there all night" status updates? Be careful doing that. Just a PSA.

Yea... I asked Matt where the 5 years came from.. apparently the guy hasn't even had a trial yet. So, you didn't miss anything - that 5 year number was pulled out his ass.

Taco flavored kisses?

How much does a Sentry Gun cost IRL?

I'm antisemitic according to doug. *sadface* And I'm only called the butt bandit because of all the ass I pull... all the time... from the same girl... for the last 10 years. Don't hate the playa, hate the game, son.

Ugh oh, we've got one gone rogue! "Forerunner"... I repeat "forerunner"

Saw that on FB dude. Sorry to hear it

@ Matt and Kawi especially Kawi for being a mod and letting the rampant antisemitic attitude on the ORDN board go unchecked.

Friends from the synagogue? Unless you're planning on resurrecting Hank Greenberg or Sandy Koufax

Just what we need, more excuses for cops to pull us over. If you drive like an asshat, you're ALWAYS going to drive like an asshat until you kill yourself or someone else. All some law is going to do is make people even less focused on the road because now they're focused on texting AND looking out for cops catching them texting. Hell, it won't deter some people at all. People still don't wear their seatbelts either.

Dude, that part is SUPER important. That's the dongle leash that's supposed to be tied directly from Steve Jobs to your wallet. It must've wrangled loose somehow. Without it being attached properly, all your iProducts will be disabled via remote virus from the Apple Mothership.