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  1. Unfortunately, I am not. And that's why I don't have kids. I can't take care of two of them.
  2. I heard all the women in the military get issued camo lingerie and dense pillows for nightly pillow fights instead of rifles, is this true?
  3. Cancelled my MS Store order - was still on backorder... coming from Amazon.com for an additional $0.14 Should be here in 5-9 days.
  4. You guys have all your periods synchronized up yet? That's gotta be one miserable week. The janitor deserves a Gold Star for cleaning that hen house you guys call a barracks. Ohh, congrats on the promo, btw.
  5. I know what you mean, there's a guy at Norwalk that run a 4" stretched tail, I think his swingarm is 6" though. Also lowered. It looks...different. I still can't believe you switched to Gen 2 fairings. What prompted that decision? How much stretch did you put in the tail section compared to your swingarm?
  6. My favorites will always be the episodes with "A Pimp Named Slickback" - you gotta say the whole thing.
  7. <sadface> Why'd you put the ugly Gen 2 fairings on it? Repent! Go back while you still can!
  8. Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Poker Face
  9. Srsly. The only way it would be forgiven is if you were planning on doing something so sexually humiliating that you couldn't look her in the face again. And, whatever that is would have to be recorded by some audio/visual device for proof you were just doing it for humiliation lulz, and not for any sexual satisfaction on your part.
  10. I don't care how long it's been, where's your self-respect? You might as well go stick your dick in a garbage disposal if you're willing to stick it up in that trick.
  11. You ever see that Family Guy where Stewie creates "bitch Stewie" That chick reminds me of bitch Ashley Simpson.
  12. Nope... we have our rough patches, but still the same girl it's been for 9+ years now.

  13. New girl? I have a new one?

  14. Technically it was yesterday, but $21.43 Blazer .40S&W FMJ (box of 50) @ Gander Mountain $26 (tip included) for 3 beers and pizza with Shittygsxr, Ross, and r1crusher
  15. That's how it always was? I'm confused :wtf:

  16. What, I can't hear you?!

  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFonCVciGpo&feature=player_embedded
  18. You take the baffles out of Wheezle's ass, and no one can hear ANY of your bikes.
  19. My g/f says: "Yea, I don't get it, what's wrong with that video? That's how girls are"
  20. So, did you UNfriend me and request to be friends AGAIN? I'm not quite sure why I got ANOTHER friend request from you?

  21. Any girls that won't have sex with Wheezle are bitches. No matter how much he begs and pleads in threads, visitor messages, and PMs
  22. He's just using the wife excuse because it's less ghey than the actual one that he was watching futbol and couldn't miss a second of those grassfags kicking around a checkered ball in their short shorts and shinguards.
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