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Honesty is the best policy. I hope you make it out of the desert, but I have a feeling your skinny ass will end up incapacitated from the heat unless you have a permanent IV in your arm that injects bacon grease for sustenance.
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I'll assume you weren't going for a double entrendre there. But if you were - I like your freaky spirit.
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Women aren't the only things I plot against - they're just the easiest. Muuuhahahahahaha
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We're having good times in this thread. Thanks for entertainin' me! All of ya'lls
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY3B3s1Yu1s ... and I'm really good at laying the pipe, apparently.
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Because there are some things that money just can't buy.
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I don't spend ANY money on women. Poor investments.
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You think your g/f would allow that? Buy a drink for another girl, potentially prettier than she is?
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That's cool then, I understand if you don't want the ladies of ORDN to judge you because your new girl isn't up to their standards. I'm just happy you found someone you can be privately happy with, because obviously you're ashamed of your relationship publicly.
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And then you backtrack... There's obviously something you want us all to know. You're crying for attention, just dying to let some news out. We all know about your excessive masturbatory habits, so it's gotta be something else. Maybe you got yourself a living breathing woman to help you out w/ that now?
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I'd be pissed if I was that girl. It's like you're ashamed... Come on to ORDN claiming to have a spoonin' partner, and then say it's no big deal. Only your right hand. I suppose if that's all she is to you... a handjob, you should at least be honest with her.
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C'mon... who's the skankappotamus Wheez? Don't leave us hanging. Pics or it didn't happen.
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You can get some... Hot Carl style.
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Hot Carl!
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... But I was talking about Mj, that's why I was smiling.
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How would I know? I don't talk to Moose about your junk - I just change the topic when he complains about it.
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Fixed.
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You picture old dudes teabagging criminals? I'd hate to look through YOUR cached internet history.
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no... just post 50-75 times and wait a month (or something like that)
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i dunno yet
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The city of Elyria has not zoned my property for such debauchery.
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I dunno if any if any westside meet spots would be on my way. Unless we did QSL Sheffield - so I could hop on 90/Rt 2.... I was planning on taking Rt 2 almost the whole way.
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Especially if your wife is the uglier of the two.
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Only because you have had many years of practice looking for balls that small. How old are you?
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State-run news agency, so obviously they're hiding facts. By "bees" they mean nuclear weapons.
