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Carter couldn't read either.

Coat inside with a thin coating of melted dark chocolate. Let cool. Keep cool.

How do you get to college and not know how to read? No Child Left Behind. This is Bush's fault.

Ever think that the drone was intentionally hacked by us to be planted in Iran? Let Iran think they have our technology, but it's really a bunch of other surveillance equipment that they just picked up and drug back into their "home" willingly... just like we wanted them to. Ie. a "trojan drone" Jon Stewart has his tin foil hat on.... http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2011/12/jon-stewarts-theory-how-us-spy-drone-wound-iran/45906/

Shhh, it's an admittedly seriously flawed study -- but you bit on the trollbait WAY too early, you have to let me cast out and sit for a bit before you come and eat it.

You picked out the few good things out of the laundry list of things that will kill you there. Land, sea, and air. http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/

If we break it down to what's important in America.... Study: Atheist Children Are Better at Sports Than Any Other ‘Religious’ Group http://www.theblaze.com/stories/study-atheist-children-are-better-at-sports-than-any-other-religious-group/ .... BOOM! From left-field.... enjoy

"Looks like I'll be having another free corndog then" Dreaming isn't the problem... it's the talking, especially if someone else is around to hear it.

Greed is a sin. Coveting KK's wife or girlfriend are just helpful suggestions in the commandments.

Doesn't matter since either one will be coming home w/ me. :D

Its Walmart, not the church.

I've got MGK, iPhonic, Aaron LaFette, and DJ EV "Best of the Land 2010" mixtapes on rotation in my truck. Cleveland music and EST, Lace up!

That's kind of my point. There's no sarcasm smiley. One person's actions, or a trivially small percentage of a group's action does not the stereotype make. Eg. Someone sees a white guy in a rasta hat smoking weed; therefore ALL white guys in rasta hats are potheads Someone sees a poor person heading into the welfare office in their new car; therefore ALL poor people are gaming the system http://www.cracked.com/article_19468_5-logical-fallacies-that-make-you-wrong-more-than-you-think_p2.html (Fundamental Attribution Error)

No, everyone who is poor is obviously an evil lazy mooch. And by poor I mean people making less than $50k/yr. Get a REAL job you slackers.

5 Logical Fallacies That Make You Wrong More Than You Think http://www.cracked.com/article_19468_5-logical-fallacies-that-make-you-wrong-more-than-you-think.html

I think Venezuela is similarly cheap as well. Venezuela: Land of 12-Cent Gas (at least back in 2008) Short of going on a long diatribe, most situations involving energy, particularly gasoline, will be a Catch 22 for us. And as some others like to say on here, "follow the money"

http://jalopnik.com/5865117/how-the-worlds-most-expensive-car-crash-happened

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/app/2737064278.html Anyone from here -- if you can haul it away, you can have it. I don't really want any money for it, but listed for $50 so it'll keep the 'pickers' away from even thinking about replying. We'll see if it works. I wonder if you could run it as a parts washer? ...if you hooked it up to a reservoir of fluid.

Must be 'shopped because I see a partial Yamaha sticker, when it should obviously be a GSXR. Squids don't ride Yammies.

Snow > rain

So is a '63 corvette, and arguably looks better than a Viper. http://youtu.be/OQ4I4QFZ_5E http://jalopnik.com/5149839/this-1963-corvette-is-the-fastest-street+legal-car-ever

I'd expect that from a Viper... A 1957 Chevy is more impressive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et0EKsb2wGc&feature=player_embedded

WikiLeaks files expose surveillance-industrial complex http://news.cnet.com/8301-31921_3-57335240-281/wikileaks-files-expose-surveillance-industrial-complex/

Carrier IQ Is Misunderstood, Not Evil