An 883 is a turd. Not too much bike for a noob, but if he is normal height or taller, he is gonna look like a monkey fucking a football riding a low. It's a bike made for people shorter than Todd.
Bump. 4.0 Jeep Cherokees (non-Grand), YJ, mazdas, subarus and cavaliers are also possibilities. Must be manual trans. Toyota trucks are one of her favorites. Regular cab 2wd shortbed would be ideal.
So that's what a $25,000 Gixxer looks like. You should advertise it on Asshat Junkies. Maybe they'll pass the hat and buy it for da prez. Sweet lookin bike though.