max power

You got rid or the Yamaha?

awright!!!

Might? C'mon mang. It's going to be a blast. Don't miss out. You'll want to be there.

Never too early to plan a quad ride at Wayne. You bubbys keep April 20 open for opening weekend at Wayne. All are welcome and the usual suspects are expected to attend. Lets throw some muuuuudddd!

Speaking of, make no plans for April 20. Wayne ride!

Better have a huge engine, otherwise it's just a Yamaha sportster.

Douchebag posers on stretched busas are no different than douchebag posers on HD's.

No, but a Harley, a leather vest and pretending that riding a certain bike makes you a bad ass helps. Emulating biker soap opera characters doesn't hurt either.

It's the boys first gun. Why would you trade that? He will want it when he grows up.

I've never known anyone to not get unemployment when they got fired. Sorry to hear of the misfortunes. I wish you all luck in finding the next gig. Been there, several times.

:sexytime:

At least these doomed bubbys aren't going around saying "WE'RE pregnant". Every time I hear a guy say that I want to kick him in the scrote. Then I realize they are in his wife's purse.

he's gonna love this. You forgot to mention BAD. He's been known to sport the Bing Crosby hat a time or two.

That takes away the element of surprise. A tiger pounces its victim.

Wait til she's asleep and PIIHB.

Hell yeah! I'm buying toys, not diapers.

She is well trained.

Thank you, Jesus.

Trash is trash. Not surprising. Go to Walmart and look at the ridiculous tattoos on the scumbags in there. Hell, I know a 15 year old girl who has a bunch of tats because her mom is stupid and let's her do whatever she wants. When she grows up and isn't that same person anymore, I think she might regret it.

You work with lazy yuppie cubicle jockeys. AKA Douchebags. This surprises you?

you are kinda hot, but I only like guys in bands, so.....

Interesting.

You did it wrong. Try again.

What? You guys have never jerked off on some strange dudes train set then destroyed it like you were Godzilla? Fuckin prudes.

I lock my dog up so she won't set my alarm off. It is her safe place. She spends lots of time laying in there even when we are home because she likes it in there. She's chillin in there right now. These are animals, kids. Not babies. Lets not forget that. In my estimation, dogs as better pets because they don't shit/piss in a box in the house (no matter what you say, I know if you have a cat the second I walk in) they don't paw at the shit/piss in the box and then go walk on the counter where I prepare food or the table where I eat it. One of my best childhood friends had 2 cats and always invited me over for dinner with him and his wife. I would never eat there because he didn't bleach every surface in the kitchen before during and after cooking. Yuck. The filthy things walked on the counter WHILE they were cooking.