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you are kinda hot, but I only like guys in bands, so.....

Interesting.

You did it wrong. Try again.

What? You guys have never jerked off on some strange dudes train set then destroyed it like you were Godzilla? Fuckin prudes.

I lock my dog up so she won't set my alarm off. It is her safe place. She spends lots of time laying in there even when we are home because she likes it in there. She's chillin in there right now. These are animals, kids. Not babies. Lets not forget that. In my estimation, dogs as better pets because they don't shit/piss in a box in the house (no matter what you say, I know if you have a cat the second I walk in) they don't paw at the shit/piss in the box and then go walk on the counter where I prepare food or the table where I eat it. One of my best childhood friends had 2 cats and always invited me over for dinner with him and his wife. I would never eat there because he didn't bleach every surface in the kitchen before during and after cooking. Yuck. The filthy things walked on the counter WHILE they were cooking.

Where'd this guy come from?

very true. It's best to take it when they're asleep.

But do they put the oil in it or is it already don't at the factory?

Yeah, so they can shit in your neighbors yard and end up with holes in them.

This is a when does the original oil go in the bike thread. I figured it didn't go in until prep because when you buy a lawn mower or any other small engine machine it doesn't have oil in it. I was looking for clarification from someone who has worked in the industry prepping bikes. Not pissed or anything, but telling me to read the manual is jackassery. All it says is 20 hrs first service.

I did. It says change oil after 20 hrs. Not a retard, hence the concern and questions.

I think I dropped 3 or 4 7.62 boxes. Each one exploded.

Wouldn't it be millions of years old? Is it some additive that goes bad? Do they have additives in standard Dino oil?

She's had her ass kicked enough I think she knows its not worth it.

Women drivers. someone had to say it.

Sounds reasonable. I'll probably just change it to be done with it for the year anyway. Doubt it has 20 hrs on it tho.

Sold the day after Christmas. Lock it up n shit.

Who you callin fat? NM.

What are you, like 25?

It's not an election year.

Ahahahahahaha, this thread delivers! I <3 u Pauly. All homo.

hippies.

This! Why would you let any animal on your furniture? This is true, especially those track guys.

Yeah yeah your cats awesome he's just like a dog blah blah blah.

Copied from a chain email, Gump style. THE MAN TEST 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet... 2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat..'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeez, you're so queer. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Frappe' or a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.. 6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer. 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, scratch his nuts or hold his beer.