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Photobucket Bubby. Load them up there and use the IMG tag. Copy/paste.

It only took a bottle of Crown and me calling him a pussy if he couldn't drag a tree 75 yards. That thing was huge.

Sweet! Let me know how you like it after the season.

Turn their sands to glass and build a macdonalds on the rubble. America! Fuck yeah!! I know. Impossible, but a boy can dream.

Rattle can flat black. Touch up once a year. Cheap and easy.

This. Preemptive nuke.

Tbutera. Steve Butters is his Beverly nick name.

Tool dip. They sell it in a spray can. Rough it up good and spray away. I have Linex in my truck. It is thick, black, rough and indestructible. Like my pecker. Nothing slides around on it. Also like my pecker.

It would only take two of me and one drunken Butters, fucker.

dumbass.

Thread fail. No mention of Magley.

Nice job! Way to help a brotha out, dime.

Well, that was probably a domestic situation, so that doesn't count. - Magz

Tell them $20k per year. Fund the OR clubhouse.

http://instagram.com/p/XnDagqxPF9/

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Not jaded, just seen it many times before. My wife is no saint either. That vid is hilarious though. Honesty is the best policy after all.

Window pane is a Smashing Pumpkins song.

I think there are a buncha lyin fuckers on this site. Nick is just an honest man. Good on you Nick for getting a room and calming yourself and not giving her the business. Ain't no bitch worth beating. I love my wife, but sometimes...sometimes...

Sour pussies? Look, when you are new here and you show up on the site promising some uber epic super duper OMFG fucking awesomest ever ride, you gotta be prepared for some skepticism and teasing. We have seen it over and over before. This ride is no more epic or marathon than the others. That said, good on the OP for putting this together and I hope it is a great ride. But all these rides being touted as epic and awesomest ride evar are hilarious. So, you guys wanna join my biker wolf pack or what?

You gots the wrong guy. I'm slo. I'd love to do this ride. Been wanting to hit NKY for a while, but it would definitely require a hotel room for the night.

Throttle it back Bubba. You had me at Mary juwanna.

Nice bike. Who did the seat?

I saw one for sale that had a snowmobile motor in it. Giggity!

300 miles is a marathon?