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Yeah yeah your cats awesome he's just like a dog blah blah blah.

Copied from a chain email, Gump style. THE MAN TEST 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet... 2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat..'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeez, you're so queer. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Frappe' or a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.. 6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer. 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, scratch his nuts or hold his beer.

Don't let the retarded little troll ruffle your feathers. If we ignore him be will go back under his rock.

You need extra smedium.

Hey saggy Britches, what the fuck is a ppl?

I just hear meg griffin.

I just saved us, did you see that? What a dick.

Lbts. Glws.

Oh look.... The Bitch is Back!

Shoulda scrapped it Bubby.

I just got some Timberland Pro wellingtons. Nice boots so far. Had to send the originals back and order a pair 1/2 size smaller than what I normally wear.

I like the sights and trigger better than the LC9 I had FWIW. The one I shot was accurate enough. I'm no fan of the mossbergs.

Lowes has a rectangle black plastic locking toolbox that is real hefty for $60. Hasn't leaked or had any issues for 3 years of outdoor storage. Still looks new.

I don't know, man. That looks like single track and a damn steep hill. If it WAS clear above the tree, if you miss the trail coming down the other side. that bike is going a good 15-20' before a tree stops it. Then you're standing there by yourself trying to figue out how you are gonna drag it up a hill that you can't walk on. Bad times if you don't make it. I can't fault his solution.

I have 2 boxes federal 9mm. Will trade for 6 boxes 7.62x39 Tula or 1000 rounds of cheap .22lr

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Amen!

The only thing I've noticed to do in Marion is to bang a fat, white trash girls. There are plenty to choose from and they're easy. At least, that's what I heard.

Ah, makes sense then. I've had pretty good luck with their hiker models as far as comfort goes, but the soles split in half in a years time. I can't wear the workboots. Too uncomfortable and no arch support.

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classic Yamazukikatoomacati Brian. Dude, you take the art of asshole to a whole new level. Mazel Tov! I woulda blowed that bitch ass tree up with my C4 that I always carry for these type sitiations. Ya gots ta be prepared, bro.

If thats the case, I better get it changed before next ride. It might have 10 hrs. on it and it looks clean, but I have been told motor oil attracts moisture when it sits for a long period. Doesnt seem right, but I aint no scientist.

You forgot to say, "and some numbers"