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Not a family function. Labor Day drunk fest. All are invited.... If I still live here.

Cool! Come ride Wayne with the bubbys.

Check your air cleaner first. Make sure it's not clogged or has a mouse nest in it. Sounds like a lack of air to me. Running lean? Run it for a little while in a dark garage turn off the lights and see if the pipes are bright red.

Love Bulliet bourbon. My favorite winter four wheeling liquid. Keeps you warm.

Sounds good, josh. I'll drop it off to you when Kari is done.

That's why you're a catch.

I wear old work boots to ride my 400EX and Wolverine. Never been an issue. I don't like the automatics because they are heavier, much wider (like sitting on a horse) top heavy and much slower due to horsepower loss from the belt drive, auto trans, etc. Ask Bowdog what happens when the belt gets wet. The shifters are much more reliable.

Howard needs a pole barn. Man gets pole barn. Woman gets attached garage.

It only sprinkled on the Lancaster bypass on the way home. Awesome father-son poker run with my boy Roley.

Thought about that. Where do you get that stuff?

I'm telling you, it's a pos. The offer of trading you for my old mans sport bike still stands. My notes on this project: The two of us working on that beautiful machine is like letting monkeys work on a Ferrari, with sharp objects. It's a miracle the bike survived. Helibars instructions were written by monkeys with sharp objects. Just throw them away. Newton meters and newton inches are very different. 12 foot pounds is just a smudge more than finger tight. Torque numbers for a triumph vary greatly depending on who you ask. Sausage and onion pizza is delicious and gives me gas. / notes.

KZ Kari is taking this project to the next level. And her KZ is badass! Will post pics as soon as she's done. Can't wait to see the wife's face when it's finished. Need to figure out what to seal it with when it's done. Any suggestions?

Not superior, we have really huge penis.

Oh, hell yes, I'm in!

Why waste bacon?

Good God! I would like to know what this looks like, but all I saw was pictures jumping around and all chopped up. Had to turn it off. Not the best way to show off your work brotha. Seems like a cool product though.

Love my nekkid liter bike. Fun, fast, comfortable. What more could you ask for?

Crown black is pretty tasty.

I hit 155 trying to catch up to Gump and Joel up the long hill on 78 coming into McConnellsville. It felt fast.

I can program the coffee maker. So, I'm good at coffee, but I don't know shit about Java.

I'm thinking of going to the Wayne.

Should've got a suburban bubby.

I agree with this statement, but he's a cuddly cock who loves to kiss fish. No homo.

Love those bikes. Light and very nimble.

His coke fueled rants were some of the funniest standup ever.