VMX12C

In Spanish: atrasado mental

Ummmmm, am I seeing things or does that say max horsepower of 15.5? What was it a weed eater?

Glad you're okay. The bike can be fixed. Hope you feel better soon. What a kick in the ass! Passing on the right.......But Officer, He hit me with the side of his bike......right on my front wheel! Asshat!!!

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Broke Down Biker: A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would w alk you home but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?" The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

"Driver, Put the donut on the ground and back away!!!

Wearing all the right gear. Armored Gloves. Helmet. Too bad he just fricken couldn't ride!!! Darwin did have a good point about natural selection after all. Sooner or later an idiot will take himself out of the gene pool.

Hey, I'm a power lifter........each one weighs at least 6 ounces at a time.

It makes you wonder what the heck is going on in people's mind sometimes. I mean, he had to think that wrapping the bike was a good idea at the time. But burning money? Come on.

Now that is dedication to the motorcycling world. F the car, gotta get the bike home.

Don't F around with your eyes!!! Go to the Eye Doc ASAP. If you can see a tear in the white, it's not good.

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word. Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her breasts. Still no one says a word. Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks. By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline. The father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"

Driver! Release the box of donuts!! "Juinior, put that in the cah, that there's evidence."

I made them. I am a police officer by trade and a graphic designer by choice. It's a long time hobby. I do pretty good at photochopping stuff too. For example:

First of all you need to either have photoshoping software or use something like photobucket.com. On Photobucket, you store the image then can resize as needed. They will keep the file and you can just link to it. It's free, but does require you to sign up as a member. AV's on this site are a maximum of 150x150 pixels.

From the looks of the pic, he doesn't have any anyway. Hey, new definition of SQUID. Suicidally Quick Underdressed Infantile Deviant.

+1 Why advertise on a website. Yes they can see the plate on the bike, but adding a face to it is a little different. I'm getting a personalized plate.......NOPORK. It confuses them you see, they'd think I was AGAINST cops.....LOL

Nick, he just didn't want you getting his plate number to run at the BMV to find out who and where he really is. Don't blame him myself. Being anonymous sometimes is a blessing.

There's a Valk for sale on Columbus Craigslist right now. I think with was in the 6 g range. Black. Looked nice. My boss has a Valk that he wouldn't part with. Bad A$$ Bike.

There's going to be a Bikini Bike Wash at Ask Powersports in Grove City on 4-26 from 12p-4p. Your bike dirty? Get it clean.....LOL