VMX12C

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left. The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

I'll be working so have fun. I'll be listening to my radio. Don't get into any trouble. LOL

^^^^^^^^^ Bling Bling.......that's why the hommies like the 24 inch spinners. Too rich for my blood. Guess I'll just have to settle for going Mach 3.....LOL

That's the only thing stopping me from putting an after market exhaust on my Max. Don't want to have to get the thing re-synced. Too much hassle. If you find the answer to this one, I'd be interested in learning about the place. I'd like to get some louder pipes, but don't want to have to cut off my leg and give it to them as payment.

I kinda like the new "Nightster".........but only because is has that old "Military" feel to it. They have it in Olive and Black. I still don't like where the placement of the shifter and rear brake levers are located, but at least the bike "looks" good. Still a Hardley, but a clean nice look with none of that chrome BS to it. It's still too expensive for me to even think about buying one, but if they'd come down to the 6 grand range instead of the 16 grand range, I may consider it.

Sorry to here about the crash. The most important thing is that you are okay. The bike can be fixed. If the firing isn't in too bad a condition, why don't you do the work yourself? Get some bondo, fix the cracks and repaint to original or even do a custom job. Prep with a primer before you repaint. Use several coats of clear to make it look like crystal. Save the cash for performance mods. Good luck. Glad you're okay.

Did somebody say donuts!!!!?

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Ya, that was me..." God commented, "Well, what's the big deal of inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention": There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. It chatters constantly at high speeds. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!" "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but ...according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!"

For all you Hardley Haters out there, check out this site. He's a SERIOUS HD Hater. http://www.goingfaster.com/angst/main.htm

At least they weren't in the bubble bath together.

Just don't say them in the same sentence.

VMX12 is the model number of the VMAX the C stands for Cop.

Well until recently, on third shift, the only thing open at 4:00am for lunch was donut shops. That's why you always see cops congregating there. Now you have a few 24 fast food joints, but us old school LE's still frequent the sweet shops. Tim Horton's actually has a good assortment of non-donut related items. Still a good Krispy Kreme is always welcome. LOL

This is my real First Bike......LOL

Wonder if they can fit wings to the Y2K......after all it has a jet engine. And yes, thanks for the time killer!

I don't have to worry about that.....Mr. Max's range is only 75 miles until I have to start looking for a gas station. Small tank, big engine. I actually get better gas mileage in my Scion.

Ditto. I didn't feel like I was able to shift gears the way I had to sit on it. The C109's shifter was far too forward for my tastes as well. Guess it's all in what you started off on. I learned to ride on a cruiser so a sportbike feels "weird" to me.

Momma says: Life is like a box of Harleys. Never know what you're gonna get.

Going to have to talk to the Bobs about that! Next to Super Troopers, Office Space is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. Have you seen my Swingline Stapler?

I like to go to Tim Horton's in uniform just to mess with them. I'll order cookies or bagels or something. They always say....."do you want any donuts" with a little twinkle in their eye. I then get to say that they are profiling me based on my clothing. Funny role reversal. PS, I do like donuts. Most cops do and will lie about it. Jelly filled for me. The powdered ones leave traces on dark polyester.

Sat on a sportbike today. It was a Yamaha YZF-R1. How do you guys sit like that for hours at a time? Also sat on a new Boulevard C109. Damn that was a big bike. Think I'll stick with Mr. Max.

Two men enter one man leaves!!!! Welcome GUMP. Ride Forest! Ride!

Hey, she may have landed head first. But you have to giver her credit for trying. I mean after all it was obviously a pole installed in her boyfriends bedroom. May be stupid, but that's not necessarily a "bad" thing.

Mmmmmmmmm Doughnuts!