All I can say, as the lone witness to the event, is that I walked into Kevin's garage and Jinu was standing on top of an orange crate, dick in hand yelling "Just fucking pierce it before I change my mind!!!" Kev rushed it, closed his eyes and stuck the yellow man's thumb instead. In Kevin's defense, it was the largest of the potential targets. So while a pierced penis is known as a Prince Albert, Jinu received a Prince Kevin. Either way, I am stuck with that image as it has scarred my cerebral cortex. In other news, walther, heal up and get to the track.