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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A Mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: 'Hello' WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?' MAN: 'Yes' WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $500. Is it OK if I buy it?' MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.' WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked.' MAN: 'How much?' WOMAN: '$65.000' MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.' WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $750,000. MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $700,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price.' WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!' MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!" So the Pope backhanded the bitch.

I know a latino... Does that count?

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Is that were the zombies live?

Hopefully I can get some riding in this week.

Funny....

I don't know about you all, but I use my rifles to hold doors open.

Can you still find all those Russian weaponry or was that just back in the day?

Nice!

There is all kinds of stuff to do/see/eat in SF. There's also Yosemite. Ghost town called Bodi. If you go further up north (Where I lived for 7 years) there are gold mines, Lake Tahoe, Reno, Interstate 1. In SF, there should be TONS of bands playing. (If you are into that sort of thing) There is Fisherman's Wharf, Pier 39 and Ghirardelli Square, The Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz, Union Square, Cable Cars, Chinatown, Lombard, Coit Tower, Sausalito, Cliff House, Japantown, and a bunch of other places.

Yep, that's 2 days within the last week that I didn't ride, because it was supposed to rain.

Van Halen with David Lee Roth.

I went for a ride yesterday. Yet another thread I missed. I need to get your number for the next time you/I want to ride, a call can go out.

Liability only + Darwinism = Bad

His gf was more concerned with waving to them than holding on to her bf. I was waiting for her to fall off the back. He kept revving it and I was waiting for him to pop the clutch on accident.

Looks like Wes is back with them. I'd love to see them again. The show that I saw them was with EMINEM and Xzibit, they were in a robot that shot flames. It was pretty cool.

Yeah, I'm waiting for their new CD to come out as well.

I thought I read that right after they were released, they were jailbroke or whatever they call it.

SAVED!!! http://www.constantconservative.com/2010/buy-a-boresighter-at-toys-r-us

I would have pulled over, got off my bike and waited for him to show intent of causing serious bodily harm or death to myself. You know how the rest of this goes...

http://www.wikihow.com/Trigger-Green-Traffic-Lights

Never even heard of them before.

Damnit! Missed out again!