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Went on a fucking bicycle ride today.

$15 at my local canoe livery/bike rental spot gets you a 3 mile stretch on the river and an hour on a bike. My plan was to rent the bike, pedal 3 miles up river where they put in the kayaks and paddle downstream.

I got there at like 4:40. Last boat in the water by 5. So they say, 'just do the kayak first, then come back and get the bike rental'.

I'm out of shape as fuck but I can still hack it, so I do my 3 miles in a kayak, which was mostly enjoyable, and on the way down I'm thinking I'll just get my keys and id from the desk and skip the bike.

 

So I get back and they're like 'ok, let's get you on a bike!'

Hit the towpath with 30 minutes running on the timer on my g-shock intending to reset and turn back when it went off. Hit the 3 mile mark where they put my kayak in at 12 min. Decided fuck it, I'm gonna do the hour and I'm gonna hit butterbridge (the put in spot for the 6 mile trip) and come back in this hour.

And I did, with 30 sec to spare after taking a 2 min break at the halfway point.

I know, 12 miles probably isn't shit to most of you, but I'm almost 38, out of shape as fuck and haven't put more than a few blocks on a bike in 15 years.

Felt good. Felt really fucking good to push myself and get it done.

So that's my story. IDK if I'll buy a bike. I sure as fuck won't be buying spandex jumpsuits and silly styrofoam helmets. But I'll ride the towpath again, and I'll do it in 45 min. 

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Nice. I bought a Trek 8.4 DS couple of years ago and I bet I haven't even put 20 miles on it. I need to get my fat old arse out and get on it. Athens has a super nice bike path that runs all the way to Nelsonville. They're eventually going to have it connect into my hometown of Belpre but I know its a few years off.

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2 hours ago, thompsonian said:

Nice. I bought a Trek 8.4 DS couple of years ago and I bet I haven't even put 20 miles on it. I need to get my fat old arse out and get on it. Athens has a super nice bike path that runs all the way to Nelsonville. They're eventually going to have it connect into my hometown of Belpre but I know its a few years off.

Yo, sell me that bike you ain't using, so I can put it in my corner to gather dust!

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1 hour ago, Danimal said:

Sam

A good friend of mine owns a Bicycle Shop in Shaker Heights (in fact, I'm working evenings there now helping with assemblies and repairs during Spring rush)

He has some great deals, and I can get you even better pricing. Let me know if you're interested.

MUCH better than getting a Walmart bike, and barely more money.

You know Frank?

I have given him alot of my money over the years. During the winter his motorcycle always sat in the middle of the store, usually in the middle of some maintenance.

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flat-ground riding on towpaths doesn't require an expensive bike, but "expensive" is a relative term.

It sounds like you want to spend a couple hundred on an older steel-frame rigid mountain bike with cushy road-biased tires, and a nice gel seat (although a gel seat is no substitute for padded cycling shorts).

Hills change the workout a LOT, and if you're trying to average more than 12mph, the quality  and weight of the bike will start to matter more too.

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34 minutes ago, redkow97 said:

flat-ground riding on towpaths doesn't require an expensive bike, but "expensive" is a relative term.

It sounds like you want to spend a couple hundred on an older steel-frame rigid mountain bike with cushy road-biased tires, and a nice gel seat (although a gel seat is no substitute for padded cycling shorts).

Hills change the workout a LOT, and if you're trying to average more than 12mph, the quality  and weight of the bike will start to matter more too.

Kind of where I was going with my comment. I rock an old Steel framed Huffy I bought at Wally maybe 20 years ago and stuck a fat ass gel seat on it and it makes a perfect flat grounder tow path bike. It is what it is but if that's all he's planning on doing that's all you need.

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20 minutes ago, Isaac's Papa said:

Good for you, Sam. Lycra and fancy shoes are not necessary for Towpath cycling. I remember when I couldn't do more than 20 miles. Keep at it and don't push too hard. As close as you live to the trailhead it's silly to not own a bike. A quick ride to Canal Fulton for ice cream, beer or lunch and then head home. Easy workout. Fresh air. No gym membership.  

I can remember when I used to be able to ride 20-30-70-80 miles?. Lotsa decent bikes on Craigslist at Wally World prices. 

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