Tonik Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 I will eat wtf I want. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 Congrats on not being dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motocat12 Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 If you didn't print it, stick it in your colon, and get a picture of it inside it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) Tonik, while these numbers are indeed impressive, we need your current values--NOT the ones from the lab work you had done on your 25th birthday. I was born at night, but not last night . . . Oh, and FUUUCK YOOOOO. Edited August 8, 2019 by SpecialEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted August 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 32 minutes ago, SpecialEd said: Tonik, while these numbers are indeed impressive, we need your current values--NOT the ones from the lab work you had done on your 25th birthday. I was born at night, but not last night . . . Oh, and FUUUCK YOOOOO. Really surprised you think that. Those numbers are from yesterday. I will show them to Nivan Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 I think I had some triglycerides when I was in the D.R. last year. Tasted like pollution and poverty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 2 hours ago, SpecialEd said: Tonik, while these numbers are indeed impressive, we need your current values--NOT the ones from the lab work you had done on your 25th birthday. I was born at night, but not last night . . . Oh, and FUUUCK YOOOOO. Come on dude, do you really think they had computers when he was 25? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted August 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 43 minutes ago, max power said: Come on dude, do you really think they had computers when he was 25? Actually, it is clearly a smart phone. But your point is valid. Thanks for the assist, I think. Fuck Ed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, max power said: Come on dude, do you really think they had computers when he was 25? Tonik is 59 now, which means he was 25 in 1985. Of course there were computers back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted August 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, SpecialEd said: Tonik is 59 now, which means he was 25 in 1985. Of course there were computers back then. With green ansi text and no graphics like seen above. Give it up Ed, you have been beat down in this topic. Accept your loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Tonik said: With green ansi text and no graphics like seen above. Give it up Ed, you have been beat down in this topic. Accept your loss. Since there is no information regarding dates, and only a time stamp on the graphics, anyone could have cloned the graphics and simply dropped in, uh, *fictitious* numbers. There is no way you can effectively deny this possibility, especially since computers are your livelihood and area of expertise. In a fit of competitiveness, I actually went to my medical files in an attempt to compare my numbers with those you assert are yours, but could not find my latest complete lipid panel results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted August 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, SpecialEd said: Since there is no information regarding dates, and only a time stamp on the graphics, anyone could have cloned the graphics and simply dropped in, uh, *fictitious* numbers. There is no way you can effectively deny this possibility, especially since computers are your livelihood and area of expertise. In a fit of competitiveness, I actually went to my medical files in an attempt to compare my numbers with those you assert are yours, but could not find my latest complete lipid panel results. Yes, all of that is possible. It's also possible that you will someday get rid of the squirrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 16 minutes ago, Tonik said: Yes, all of that is possible. It's also possible that you will someday get rid of the squirrels. Bad news from the Nerf® battlefield today. Several of the vermin are visibly pregnant. This presents a moral dilemma, i.e., whether or not to shoot. Additionally, and perhaps more difficult to digest, is the fact that I will soon be battling an enemy whose ranks have swelled in number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, SpecialEd said: Bad news from the Nerf® battlefield today. Several of the vermin are visibly pregnant. This presents a moral dilemma, i.e., whether or not to shoot. Additionally, and perhaps more difficult to digest, is the fact that I will soon be battling an enemy whose ranks have swelled in number. Two for one kill = bonus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, 2talltim said: Two for one kill = bonus This might soon be easily done depending on how many offspring are produced and how many elect to join forces and attack en masse. Now maybe a great time to go back to Target and pick up more ammo. I am seriously considering taking a sabbatical from school this year in order to focus more closely on eradicating this problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted August 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 Don't eat them. While low in fat they are high in cholesterol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Tonik said: Don't eat them. While low in fat they are high in cholesterol. NOW you tell me. Fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) My lowest cholesterol reading was back when I was around 25. It was 160. My dad was a lifelong smoker, but never had any heart problems, although he died of lung cancer at 75. Tonik, you likely do not have "thrifty genes," as you are rail-thin and can seemingly eat whatever you want without physical consequences. I really don't watch what I eat, but do have (managed) elevated blood pressure. Is your pressure within normal limits? If it is, you really are in "position A." Edited August 8, 2019 by SpecialEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted August 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 110 60, always. But I will tell you Monday if that has changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 They’re fucking tree rats. Shot them and let them rot as a warning to the others. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted August 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 Nail their rotting corpses to the trees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, Tonik said: Nail their rotting corpses to the trees! Now, you know that's a waste of protein. I think I might field dress the tiny corpses, pack 'em in ice, and take 'em down to the City Mission. That's what many hunters do with the venison they shoot or scrape offa the roads. I have wasting kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) 30 minutes ago, max power said: They’re fucking tree rats. Shot them and let them rot as a warning to the others. Yoo so . . . dang gruesome. Musta been in 'Nam. Ain't yoo got no dam scrooples? Edited August 9, 2019 by SpecialEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 You’re out there worried about the feelings of rats? Are you sure you even own a gun? It’s an overpopulated vermin. Shoot them before they chew through your soffits and make nests in your attic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, max power said: You’re out there worried about the feelings of rats? Are you sure you even own a gun? It’s an overpopulated vermin. Shoot them before they chew through your soffits and make nests in your attic. I own several guns, and my soffits are aluminum. If they wanna try to chew through that to build a nest, se la vie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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