chevysoldier Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 when i moved back home after college, my sister had gotten a cat while I was gone (she's 11 years younger than me). She'd let the litter box go, and it would smell like shit.I threatened taking a dump in it myself multiple times. Finally followed through one night when I came home very drunk.I moved out shortly thereafter, but I'm told the litter box isn't a problem anymore, although my dad claims he's threatened to "have chris stop by on his lunch break." (i work close to my parents' house).Oh geesh. you guys are crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Be really, really, friendly to your neighbors wife...they might just move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 I was just about to say to fuck his wife, but GUMP beat me to it practically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 if you really wanna get rid of your asshole neighbor do it Detroit style... pay out of town bangers to do a drive by and fire bomb the house... easy peasy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 When you know your dog is inside for the day/night set some leg snare traps in the yard when he walks in to grab the dog crap he will learn a hard lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 What I'm about to say is to be used like a novelty bong at Waterbeds 'N Stuff. This product isn't to be used for illegal purposes. However...I'm all for killing him...um, with kindness, but if that doesn't work how about you...1. http://www.igotthelastword.com/ Buy this and put it up in a window facing his house. He'll get the message everytime he looks in your house's direction.2. I'm likin' the gay mags idea. He might be so freaked out that his wife will see them coming to the house that he'll be waiting by the mailbox everyday to pick them up before she does. That alone will look pretty weird, and I'm sure would make for an awkward conversation.3. These next few are a little more aggressive, but if his car is left outside and you just so happen to find it unlocked you could use this little trick. Of course you need to do this one beforehand, but put a can of shaving cream in the freezer over night. Take an angle grinder to it and cut it out of the can. Now all you need to do is throw it in his car. Once it heats up it'll fill up the car. Best to do on a warmer day.4. This one will work if he has a mail slot on his door. Wait for the guy to leave for a few days, maybe on a vacation, and buy yourself a big ol' bag of maggots. Unload your heafty bag right through the slot. Don't forget some rotting meat to help them suckers along. After 8-10 days the house will be filled with flies.5. http://www.crabrevenge.com/index.html This one could be a little tricky to pull off in your situation, but it sure as hell would be pretty funny once your heard the husband and wife arguing back and forth about who cheated on who.6. This one's pretty mean and could turn out bad for our little friend, but...try painting a small swastika somewhere on his car. He might not see it, but I'm sure others sure will.7. If all else fails...seduce his wife.Okay, let me finish on a pacifist note by saying...Revenge is like burning down your own house to kill a rat. Never sacrifice your own character for the sake of revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 you could dig up old threads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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