Otis Nice Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 So it was Texas. I edited it a little. As you enter Circleville, the following list of rules applies to each person. Read 'em, Learn 'em...remember 'em! .......................................................... 1. Pull your saggin' pants up. You look like an idiot. .......................................................... 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road", and I drive a truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. .......................................................... 3. They are pigs, cattle and oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? SR-22 east and west, SR-23 goes north and south. Pick one. ......................................................... 4. So you have a $ 60,000 car. We're impressed. We have quarter-million dollar corn stalk strippers that we drive 3 weeks a year. ........................................................ 5. So every person in every truck waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. ........................................................ 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of deer are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. ....................................................... 7. Yeah, we eat catfish and crawdads. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the Harguss Lake bait shop. ....................................................... 8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. ..................................................... 9. We open doors for women. That is applied to everyone, regardless of age. ..................................................... 10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu at Reno's. Order steak or you can order the Chef's salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey. ...................................................... 11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meat, vegetables and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper and Pace Picante Sauce. ........................................................ 12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck and have long hair. ........................................................ 13. High school football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. ........................................................ 14. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish. EDIT: damn. wrong forum! can someone move it to the parking lot for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverEvo8owner Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 15. Don't feed the ricers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted June 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 tru dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 Rules to live by if you ask me graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest monkey4sale321 Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99ta Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 well....I am speachless. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ridenred27 Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 damn time that somebody put our thoughts to print. that says it so well graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 loved number 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 Moved it for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted June 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. 2: Moved it for ya. thx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rane Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 I think you should change the name of the topic to redneck acceptance speach. That shit was gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest busteryhyman Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 sounds like the rules of the town i come from as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by Rane: I think you should change the name of the topic to redneck acceptance speach. That shit was gay. YOU ARE RIGHT ON!!!! Treating women nicely, staying away from drugs, eating real food, being friendly to neighbors, and being all-around American is SOOOO gay. Fucking high school kids. You could learn something from that list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by NurkVinny: YOU ARE RIGHT ON!!!! Treating women nicely, staying away from drugs, eating real food, being friendly to neighbors, and being all-around American is SOOOO gay. Fucking high school kids. You could learn something from that list.preach on man! [ 07. June 2004, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: buckeye ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stolen 5.0 Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 +1 for gayness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by Stolen 5.0: +1 for gaynessfowler you are pro gayness, i never would have guessed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by NurkVinny: Treating women nicely, staying away from drugs, eating real food, being friendly to neighbors, and being all-around American is SOOOO gay. There are some things that should be followed on that list but some of the other ones plain out ignorant. Lets talk about being American for a second. This country was founded on having religious freedom; the freedom to chose to live how you want to choose as long as it's within the law, which is the way it should be. Quite a few of these on the list are opinionative of how one should live. Personally I think people should be friendly to their neighbors, but what if someone doesn’t want to be friendly. I hardly say hi to my neighbor. In fact he is the uncle of a very good friend of mine and due to things that have happened between them I don’t like him one bit as a person. We are civil to each other though and we stay out of each other’s business. I think a good round diet is a good thing and that’s how I personally eat but if someone wants to be a vegetarian or whatever then so be it (even if it hurts them), they can do whatever they want in that respect. That is American. quote: 1. Pull your saggin' pants up. You look like an idiot. People can look however they damn well please. I think it looks stupid but they might not as long as I can't see their ass crack they can dress and look however they want. That is American. quote: 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road", and I drive a truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. Agreed, I don't drive on gravel roads too much but this is like the guy with 35's on his truck that does 60 in the fast lane. quote: 5. So every person in every truck waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. I don't know you, don't wave at me. Just my American Opinion. quote: 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of deer are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. Who takes their cell phone hunting? quote: 7. Yeah, we eat catfish and crawdads. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the Harguss Lake bait shop. Another set of Opinions. quote: 9. We open doors for women. That is applied to everyone, regardless of age. That's fine. I hold doors open for women, men and kids all of the time. But if she/he doesn't say thanks she'll get a smart-ass remark from me (I obviously don't do this to little kids). quote: 10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu at Reno's. Order steak or you can order the Chef's salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey. 11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meat, vegetables and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper and Pace Picante Sauce. Another Opinion. quote: 12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck and have long hair. I will agree that drugs are bad and you shouldn't take them into someone elses house that doesn't want them there. When's the last time someone did anything other than get the munchies after they smoked weed? What drugs are 'bad' right now in todays day and age are just set by modern societal standards and are not set in stone. There is no ethical dilemma here. quote: 13. High school football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. I hope one day I get fat and can't do any physical activity so I can push my kid too hard to do something they don't enjoy that way I can still fell 'alive'. quote: 14. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish. Yet ANOTHER opinion. I hate golf but whatever floats your boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 ^^^^ Way too much free time. smile.gif If you grew up in 'in the city', you probably won't understand the list, and that's fine. I think a lot of people need to remember that a large percentage of our country's population are 'country folk' who did not grow up in cities. But who cares? That list was intended to be funny; it's been WAY too over-analyzed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rane Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Steers and queers no wonder that list is gay. And the "All around american." wouldn't sit on there computer making list like these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Sidenote: Anyone who grew up/lives in circleville know of a Jeff Idol (sp)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted June 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 No I dont know Jeff. And damn, anyone that puts that much thought into a post like this is a faggot. I found it, got a slight chuckle, copied and pasted. Get over yourselves droning little lives and if you dont like it, don't post. I didn't write it, just posted it. Sorry I posted what I wanted, said what I wanted , and believe in what I say. Good God in heaven above forbid me use my freedom of speech. NOW THAT'S AMERICAN! Have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by Neo: There are some things that should be followed on that list but some of the other ones plain out ignorant. Lets talk about being American for a second. This country was founded on having religious freedom; the freedom to chose to live how you want to choose as long as it's within the law, which is the way it should be. Quite a few of these on the list are opinionative of how one should live. Personally I think people should be friendly to their neighbors, but what if someone doesn’t want to be friendly. I hardly say hi to my neighbor. In fact he is the uncle of a very good friend of mine and due to things that have happened between them I don’t like him one bit as a person. We are civil to each other though and we stay out of each other’s business. I think a good round diet is a good thing and that’s how I personally eat but if someone wants to be a vegetarian or whatever then so be it (even if it hurts them), they can do whatever they want in that respect. That is American. quote: 1. Pull your saggin' pants up. You look like an idiot. People can look however they damn well please. I think it looks stupid but they might not as long as I can't see their ass crack they can dress and look however they want. That is American. quote: 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road", and I drive a truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. Agreed, I don't drive on gravel roads too much but this is like the guy with 35's on his truck that does 60 in the fast lane. quote: 5. So every person in every truck waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. I don't know you, don't wave at me. Just my American Opinion. quote: 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of deer are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. Who takes their cell phone hunting? quote: 7. Yeah, we eat catfish and crawdads. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the Harguss Lake bait shop. Another set of Opinions. quote: 9. We open doors for women. That is applied to everyone, regardless of age. That's fine. I hold doors open for women, men and kids all of the time. But if she/he doesn't say thanks she'll get a smart-ass remark from me (I obviously don't do this to little kids). quote: 10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu at Reno's. Order steak or you can order the Chef's salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey. 11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meat, vegetables and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper and Pace Picante Sauce. Another Opinion. quote: 12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck and have long hair. I will agree that drugs are bad and you shouldn't take them into someone elses house that doesn't want them there. When's the last time someone did anything other than get the munchies after they smoked weed? What drugs are 'bad' right now in todays day and age are just set by modern societal standards and are not set in stone. There is no ethical dilemma here. quote: 13. High school football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. I hope one day I get fat and can't do any physical activity so I can push my kid too hard to do something they don't enjoy that way I can still fell 'alive'. quote: 14. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish. Yet ANOTHER opinion. I hate golf but whatever floats your boat. graemlins/wtf.gif You fuckin scare me #1. If someone waves at you, you wave back, it's called not being a shrivled dick asshole. If your nrighbor is nice to you, you are nice back to them. #2. You are calling traditions and local food opinions graemlins/nonono.gif #3. Holding the door for someone is called being polite. If they don't thank you for it, what makes you think you are any better when you say some stupid smart ass remark? #4. Drugs ARE bad. People do all kinds of stupid shit when they are on drugs. Why do you think they are illegal? Oh it must be a G.W. conspiracy. Even in today's society, drugs are NOT accepted. #5. High school football players have more heart than any pro-player you could ever go watch. Supporting children on a team and supporting your community is one of the best things you could do. Remember, this is a redneck list. You wanna over analyze it, it will come right back at you because you are analyzing things you do not understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted June 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Thank you! At least someones not talking out of there asshole. But thats just my "american opinion". Originally posted by Rane: Steers and queers...We've got the steer. That just leaves you with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by Keyword: Remember, this is a redneck list. You wanna over analyze it, it will come right back at you because you are analyzing things you do not understand.I don't think I need to understand them to know that most of what's on that list is opinions. That list is trying to state that people should live by other people’s opinions, which I don't agree with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rane Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 In my oppinion I don't even like circleville so who cares about there queer rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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