Maro Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 I got these in an Email today and thought some of them very funny... I esp. liked #3..... 1. Life is sexually transmitted. 2. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 3. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich! 4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 5. Some people are like Slinkies . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 7. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. 8. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 9. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 10. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 11. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 12....AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these terrorists. Most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraKevin Posted May 5, 2004 Report Share Posted May 5, 2004 LMAO @ #5! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elinar Longsight Posted May 6, 2004 Report Share Posted May 6, 2004 LMFAO!!! Those are great. #5 had me rolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbomark Posted May 6, 2004 Report Share Posted May 6, 2004 #5 has been around longer than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambrosia Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 3 & 5 are great HEE HEE HEE HEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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