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Movie Review: The Girl Next Door


CobraKevin

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Holy Fuckin Shit! That's about all there is to say, but I'll do the normal review.

 

Summary: Emile Hirsch plays Matthew Kidman, a smart senior in high school who's working on getting into Georgetown and could very well be President someday. He never really did anything crazy until Danielle (Elisha Cuthbert graemlins/leghump.gif ) moves in next door. He later finds out from a porn-addict friend of his that she did a porn video, and she leaves when she finds out that he knows. He goes to leaps and bounds to try and win her back and encounters some difficult obstacles in the process.

 

Pros: Funniest fuckin movie since American Wedding, Elisha Cuthbert and the two other "pornstars" that play small roles are fuckin gorgeous, and this movie's love story is by far the most entertaining I've ever seen.

 

Cons: None (seriously, not that I can think of).

 

Overall: 5 stars BIGTIME! I'll admit because I'm a senior and senior prom is approaching, this movie appeals greatly to me, so my decision may be SLIGHLY thwarted. Though, I'd give it 4.75 stars to everyone else 'cause I think EVERYONE will get a kick out of this movie. If you can only afford or only have time for one movie anytime soon, make it this one.

 

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I still can't believe they made a movie geared towards high school kids about a girl that used to be a porn star. I cringe everytime that preview comes on TV, my daughter's in the room, and they actually say "porn star"... graemlins/nonono.gif
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Guest jpurdy2003

From my HS memories, high school kids view more porn than just about any other demographic.

 

They're only cunts and cocks, everyone has one or the other. No big deal.

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There's not nearly as much porn as some of you might be expecting. There's actually none if I remember correctly. Only a couple sets of bewbies, nothing major. It's A LOT better than you might be thinking from the preview.
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Guest ronald-reagan
i cant remember the main character girl ever being in anything other than old school and she was only in that in a few scenes...definately hot though.
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Originally posted by ronald-reagan:

i cant remember the main character girl ever being in anything other than old school and she was only in that in a few scenes...definately hot though.

In every episode of "24" for 3 seasons
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Guest Dark_Viper01
The main chick in the movie was so hot, It would be nice to see some more of her than they show in the movie, but I haven't found any pics yet. If anyone knows of any please post a link graemlins/thumb.gifgraemlins/leghump.gif
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