Crash1647545504 Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 SILF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Josh sarah told me that you have anal warts, maybe that is why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 josh is a fag, he knows it, she knows it now everyone knows it no one ever feared the green wing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 My nikes werent even scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest riggs867 Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 I've never met a girl that didn't put out. What's wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Originally posted by The_Big_Johnson_of_Fury: I've never met a girl that didn't put out. What's wrong with you?he isn't paying for his women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Sorry, got the best no sex story ever. My idiot buddy, been dating this chick for over a year now. No sex. Starts talking abotu moving in together, no sex. Take her past some houses, still nothing, but she is more than willing to move right in with him. Well her, her kid, and her mom. Now this might not sound too odd for a 19 yr old girl that is saving it for her husband. But chicky is 37 yrs old and he's 33. Now I have met this chick several times, and it ain't worth waiting THAT long for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest riggs867 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Akula has the best no sex story ever. Maybe we can get him to chime in on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Stationed in Groton Ct. I was on the boat with this guy that had a huge head. We called him HEED, cause of the huge melon he carried around on his neck. So one day Heed hears about this place in Rhode Island where the girls are as easy as the money you pay them. Heed, having no car, gets a cab from groton to the place, the cabby knows all about it, $75 round trip with him waiting for 30 minutes. So Heed gets to the place and orders up a chick, there is a menu and everything, he reads the price on the service he wants performed. Enter semi-skanky woman, she sees the money, counts it and knows what he wants. So she comes over and starts rubbing his shoulders and whispers in his ear "maybe you would be more comfortable if you took your pants off". Heed not ever had this type of contact with a woman says, "no, i'm good". She doesn't quite know what to do so she warms him up with some more rubbing and takes a few items of her clothing off and says "it looks like those pants are getting to be a bit uncomfortable, want me to take them off?" Heed says "no, I am good" This continues for a while, the girl leaves and Heed rides back to base. He tells me that she wasn't as easy as he thought she would be. I slapped him on the back of the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest h23it Posted September 4, 2004 Report Share Posted September 4, 2004 wow... just wow. He paid for it and still couldn't get laid. And I was under the impression that some people I know were bad. I was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted September 7, 2004 Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by HIgh Risk: Josh sarah told me that you have anal warts, maybe that is why.U talking about me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted September 7, 2004 Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Back_2_Reality_Of_Fury: U talking about me?I'm assuming they were talking about the starter of this thread, "Im Josh". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted September 7, 2004 Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Neo: I'm assuming they were talking about the starter of this thread, "Im Josh".I'll be damned... I didn't see that.. thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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