coltboostin Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER! Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 umoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 umoms Steal your own fucking responses, dickface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Ya! Quit stealin responses, dickface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Though this is entertaining to read, it's false. The Marine Corps has never had a General Rienwald. The Army on the other hand, has had a Lieutenant General Reinwald. Though, the Army denies him saying that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 true or not thats a good line boy scouts btw if anyone cares Have merit badges for rifle marksmanship, shotgun marksmanship, and archery all of wich include extensive saftey training and requirement to shoot a specific score on the range Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 It made me LOL, regardless of what snopes.com says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98fiveseven1647545503 Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 i liked it. leave the details to the guys who take notes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyjs3589 Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 If guns kill people then I can blame mistakes on my pencil. This something that my cousin, a nra member, once told me, and I have remembered it ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Steal your own fucking responses, dickface. I stole it from you fair and square, just like you stole it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 true or not thats a good line boy scouts btw if anyone cares Have merit badges for rifle marksmanship, shotgun marksmanship, and archery all of wich include extensive saftey training and requirement to shoot a specific score on the range aaa god I remember that damn course .... I was so happy to be done. That woman would shit herself if she ever saw our boy scout troop go shooting huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGraw Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 I was raised on a farm, and we always had guns readily available. But I was raised that guns are for killing animals, wether it be for sport, defense (of you or your own animals) and you just don't shoot if it poses a clear danger to someone. Then you hear about these kids killing kids and I just think 'why would you do that?' I'm sure a lot of tings would be different for me though had I been raised differently around them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 If guns kill people then I can blame mistakes on my pencil. This something that my cousin, a nra member, once told me, and I have remembered it ever since. Thats a pretty good line itself. Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Roflma Umoms Roflma Umoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I stole it from you fair and square, just like you stole it. I did not steal it. It was given to me by a member of XBOX forums, where it started. So suck my dick you fucking rectal pirate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I did not steal it. It was given to me by a member of XBOX forums, where it started. So suck my dick you fucking rectal pirate. Accuse a Jew of stealing something and look what happens... so defensive. I'm sorry, it was given to you (aka you Jewed someone out of it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 stop, my stomach hurts from laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Accuse a Jew of stealing something and look what happens... so defensive. I'm sorry, it was given to you (aka you Jewed someone out of it). I'm going to cock-punch you in the dirt hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I'm going to cock-punch you in the dirt hole. That's a threat of physical violence. Banhammer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 This thread is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 That's a threat of physical violence. Banhammer! I know you HOPE it becomes violent! Let's play bathtub - you're the drain and I'm the dirty, dirty water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 I know you HOPE it becomes violent! Let's play bathtub - you're the drain and I'm the dirty, dirty water. Let's play Oreo... you're the chocolate wafers and I'm the creamy filling. And just because I like my hair pulled doesn't mean I like it violent. Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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