Miller Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Holy shit! I just expelled chicken all over my lcd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 They missed the large clump, typically the size of a biscuit, but sometimes larger. Drops all at once. Those suck.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 that was funny as fuck I have now stolen it for my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Here's one I hate: Bout to take a shower today, went to take my normal shit before a shower and gave birth to what felt like a softball. I thought I was going to have to have a C-section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98fiveseven1647545503 Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 i hate the shit when it plops down and splashed back up. Those suck. Especialy when the water charge splashes back into the asshole. I really hate it then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 I was laughing so hard I fell backwards out of my chair and busted my head!!! This is freakin hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest [ i v i ] Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 What a good way to laugh to start the day! Too bad I can't tell anyone what I'm laughing at, because they'd never understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 they should have a special category for the Chipotle-induced dump. Usually large and in charge, about 14 inches long, and speckled with corn and black beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98fiveseven1647545503 Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Or what about the magic disappearing dumps? You know the ones that ya feel come out but then onc eyou are done and look back to see what you had conquered and there is not a thing in the bowl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 lol Yeah, no shit. heheh, get it, no shit. *drumroll* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 i hate the shit when it plops down and splashed back up. Those suck. Especialy when the water charge splashes back into the asshole. I really hate it then. I love those! It's like those French things used to clean your ass, but it's the free alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 I love those! It's like those French things used to clean your ass, but it's the free alternative. the bidet...mmm so fresh and so clean. when i was in spain a friend of mine was really drunk and took a shit in one of those...hilarity ensued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerTurbo Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 the bidet...mmm so fresh and so clean. when i was in spain a friend of mine was really drunk and took a shit in one of those...hilarity ensued. Hey, it was good enough for Crocodile Dundee to use as a drinking fountain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 getting my post in before somone posts tubgirl..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 oh my god... lol this thread is wrong on so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anna Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 getting my post in before somone posts tubgirl..... No one is going to be posting a picture of me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 http://www.goodeggonline.com/tubgirl.jpg kekeke tubgirl!!! lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 I've pooped in the shower before, on accident. It's a funny story.. I had just woken up, got in the shower, and sharted. I looked on the ground and saw a few little diarreah turds so I let the water hit my shoulder, aiming the water streaming down my arm running off my fingers at them to help break them free off the tub floor. Success, I merged them all into the middle drainward-bound stream and off they went like little mudboats. I bent over and spread my cheeks, letting the water hit my back and stream through my buttcrack to clean shop. I obviously don't learn much from my mistakes because I tried farting again.. while bent over. An anal explosion of half digested sam adams and chipotle spattered all over the wall, faucet, and girlfriend's loofa. I probably should have told her, but I thought it would be funnier if I didn't. It was. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 I've pooped in the shower before, on accident. It's a funny story.. I had just woken up, got in the shower, and sharted. I looked on the ground and saw a few little diarreah turds so I let the water hit my shoulder, aiming the water streaming down my arm running off my fingers at them to help break them free off the tub floor. Success, I merged them all into the middle drainward-bound stream and off they went like little mudboats. I bent over and spread my cheeks, letting the water hit my back and stream through my buttcrack to clean shop. I obviously don't learn much from my mistakes because I tried farting again.. while bent over. An anal explosion of half digested sam adams and chipotle spattered all over the wall, faucet, and girlfriend's loofa. I probably should have told her, but I thought it would be funnier if I didn't. It was. I was crying I was laughing so hard, nice post Brian, I could never own up to something like that. Let alone post it on a messageboard..... Stay safe over there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGOKILLER Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 brian that is some funny shit right there i'm still laughing and its been like 10min. andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOZZER Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Four pitchers of Beer = $20 Twenty hot wings = $12 Taking a shit the next morning so hard your back cracks = pricelesss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anna Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Honey I don't think you've seen tubgirl yet. click here That is sick :barf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 yes now look up lemonparty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 and the classic goatse, but lemonparty takes the cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 No one is going to be posting a picture of me! oh god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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