Got pulled over today

[Mojoe]

After getting passed by a sheriff while I was racing someone this weekend I puckered so hard, my butt hole cramped.

[El Karacho1647545492]

i duct taped my butthole this past weekend because my friend recently discovered he was gay and decided to take me around with his gay buddies.

 

i kid.

 

 

but in all seriousness, a wise man once said in Office Space, "Watch your cornhole, bud"