Big Chief201 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I wake up at 5:30 this morning to screaming and yelling coming from the condo next to ours and flashlights shining up into my room. I walk downstairs in my boxers (no suprise) and open my patio door not realizing its the police and say what the fuck, they told me to go back inside. I then go back to bed and get woke up to one of the cops asking me to fill out a witness sheet. Great way to get work up let me tell you.It doesnt stop there........I try to go back to sleep and get called from my job saying we have an account 120K debit, I shit my pants take a shower and off to work I go. On the way to work I get a text from the smelly kid we kicked out of our house and had recently sent him messages to explain the bills he owes saying hes called the police for harrassment because I called him about the bills he owes. Could it get better...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Drordy Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I could come over and kick you in the balls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I wake up at 5:30 this morning to screaming and yelling coming from the condo next to ours and flashlights shining up into my room. I walk downstairs in my boxers (no suprise) and open my patio door not realizing its the police and say what the fuck, they told me to go back inside. I then go back to bed and get woke up to one of the cops asking me to fill out a witness sheet. Great way to get work up let me tell you.It doesnt stop there........I try to go back to sleep and get called from my job saying we have an account 120K debit, I shit my pants take a shower and off to work I go. On the way to work I get a text from the smelly kid we kicked out of our house and had recently sent him messages to explain the bills he owes saying hes called the police for harrassment because I called him about the bills he owes. Could it get better......I would have said. Witness sheet WTF.. I saw the back of my eyelids. I was sleeping you asshat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 my new puppy woke me up with a golden shower on Monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Damn, sounds like a great morning. Deywho, monday sounds fun too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 my new puppy woke me up with a golden shower on MondayWhere you posted like this....????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 O dear lord, Keith you know were the Black Rifle and ammo are.Seriously smelly has filed harrassment charges????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 O dear lord, Keith you know were the Black Rifle and ammo are.Seriously smelly has filed harrassment charges?????I seriously want to go buy a hand gun now just for if shit like this happens again kick in the door and go ape shit. And yea smelly said he went to the cops I dont know if i believe it but im sure he'll back off once he gets the papers from court to pay us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I seriously want to go buy a hand gun now just for if shit like this happens again kick in the door and go ape shit. And yea smelly said he went to the cops I dont know if i believe it but im sure he'll back off once he gets the papers from court to pay us.kill him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I would have said I didn't get to witness shit cause you told me to get back inside, so take a walk, turn the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I would have said I didn't get to witness shit cause you told me to get back inside, so take a walk, turn the corner. You read my mind!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Drordy Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 kill him:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 You read my mind!! we need a smiley for +2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 wow.. and i tho i was having a bad morning! that sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 yea it blows but what can you do? I'm suprised no one commented on me shitting my pants like its a normal thing or something around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 we should recreate last thursday night only minus your friend's crazy crackhead friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Game on Schmucks might be down this time...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I'm in - haven't gotten drunk in like 3 days...I'm overdue :drink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 hilarious...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockybalboa Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Damn I expected the cops to have been there for APC. like someone called him in as a dead person for being passed out in the front yard or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Drordy Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I'm in - haven't gotten drunk in like 3 days...I'm overdue :drink: Drinking? Tonight? Down... so fucking down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 haven't gotten drunk in like 3 days...I'm overdue :drink: ditto............ but im saving my liver for this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Well that didn't take long. Didn't those neighbors just move in last weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Sooooooo.......What was all the screamin' about anyways???As far as shittin' your pants.......I assumed you meant figuratively, but perhaps you were being literal after all then?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted November 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 They moved in litterally last week, and we noticed their front window was smashed in with a board over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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