ImUrOBGYN Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 I've decided to just go ahead and post this in the kitchen. Outta respect for the ladies on board. 36 Rules For Women To Live By (From the Men) 1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question for which you don't want an answer, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship". 7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 8. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. 9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the seasons. Let it be. 10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. 11. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 12. You have enough clothes. 13. You have too many shoes. 14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 15. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your Dad probably is one, too. 16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries and important dates on a calendar and leave a note a week before on the bathroom mirror. 18. Share the bathroom. 19. Share the closet. 20. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers. 21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 22. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 23. Check your own oil. 24. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. 25. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 26. It is neither in your interest nor ours to take the quiz together. 27. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. 28. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap-opera guys. 29. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 30. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how much prettier you are? 31. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 32. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both. 33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 34. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 35. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 36. When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the offramp, you saying, "This is our exit," is not strictly necessary. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Rule number 2 hits home... my wife is at the salon right now getting her hair cut off.... long hair is sexy and I take it as an insult to my balding head when she cuts it off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 better than i expected... +1 i should have been a dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 I think im going to have a poster made and hang it up on the wall by my front door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 31 and 35 are awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverhatch Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 These are so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Automotive Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 thats great... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Apex Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Christian, you sir get a cookie for a good find!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 21 fits my g/f to a T. lol...shes actually sitting here now with a hot rice sock on her neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 lol good list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
81mercury Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 thats awesome, i may print the girlfriend a copy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 8. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 21 fits my g/f to a T. lol...shes actually sitting here now with a hot rice sock on her neck Well there's your problem. Tell her to get rid of the heat and throw an ice pack on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 no. John is a manly name for a broad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Im printing this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Needs 5 more with all of them being, Shave your shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erica Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Sooo I'll admit it.. I agree with at least half of those! I have a man mind I guess...(16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.) Number 16 totally ture!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Pics of your axe wound? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Sooo I'll admit it.. I agree with at least half of those! I have a man mind I guess...(16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.) Number 16 totally ture!!! It appears you have a picture of your ass in your avatar, daddy likes. I've never said "daddy likes" out loud in my life, but i might have to start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossle Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 32. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both. 34. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. Classic! I don't agree with all of them, but those are pretty funny to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Pics of your axe wound? +1 rep for you sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 #23 Is great, I hate checking the G/F's oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 27. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. Sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrhobbz Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 #23 Is great, I hate checking the G/F's oil. +1 Showed mine how to check it and how to change it, even bought a filter wrench just for her and she still hasn't changed it. 16k miles without changing oil FTW! Guess i'll have to do it my damn self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 #8 is incorrect. All Dogs are NOT better than any cat. Some dogs suck ASS. I would take a cat over a small, yapping, hyper-energetic, four-legged toilet brush any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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