The Official Excuse Thread!!!!!!!!!!!

[Duff1647545513]

My family is being held hostage in Cinci, so I think I'm just gonna stay home tonight.

I got hit by a bus when I was walking on campus.

I was attacked by a pack of rabid geese.

My car would run 11's, but with the big wheels on it it's only able to run 14's, and I'm not in the mood to take them off.

[Mattsv8]

ive ran almost 30 passes this season so far. but two weeks ago i decided it was time.

i yanked the 355 with spray and installed the 357" turbo motor.

motor and trans are back in.

im working on ordering a 1 3/4 round 1/2 stainless steel header flanges. then its pluming time. i have the turbo mount brackets made.

and the drain hose to the pan

ive been really busy might be about 2 more years before i make it to a meet.

but ill be at the track a lot.

[El Karacho1647545492]

i'm in boston.

 

also, the barometric pressure's not right in the atmosphere.

[V8 Beast]

dad hydrolocked the motor.

dad didnt hydrolock the motor, its fixed

shit my tranny went out

i talk shit because im slow, but its still funny

i pay for school

my car is in canada

i have to work

i hate seeing paul - thats not an excuse

i hate brian- he always tries to give me buttsecks with no suprise

i hate anthony- he has power.

i hate scott- his car runs

i hate jones- idk why, i just hate him

i hate pat/ thorne- who doesnt.

thats why i go to all these meets.

 

You forgot one...

"I let my girl get on top and now I cant feel my toes"

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i89/xxtheonlyxx/Philsgirls-1.jpg

[Rally Pat]

You forgot one...

"I let my girl get on top and now I cant feel my toes"

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i89/xxtheonlyxx/Philsgirls-1.jpg

 

BWAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[phil]

You forgot one...

"I let my girl get on top and now I cant feel my toes"

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i89/xxtheonlyxx/Philsgirls-1.jpg

 

 

dont hate, at least shes not asking me with pepperoni there minuteman.

[V8 Beast]

dont hate, at least shes not asking me with pepperoni there minuteman.

 

You know my quote from earlier came out of your phone at the car meet.

 

Little does your girl know that you dont have a problem with getting it up... its just really that small.

[87GT]

I am too busy having sex while shooting a glock 45 at the range and drinking alcohol at the same time.

 

If you want to have a meet at 3am at waffle house let me know.

[Brrcats]

You forgot one...

"I let my girl get on top and now I cant feel my toes"

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i89/xxtheonlyxx/Philsgirls-1.jpg

 

shes got buttcheeks on her stomach

 

thats a hell of a lot more woman than I can handle

[phil]

You know my quote from earlier came out of your phone at the car meet.

 

Little does your girl know that you dont have a problem with getting it up... its just really that small.

 

 

i witnessed how fast u and ur wife were. you did it in my store. you cum faster than i can sneeze

[87GT]

Oh also another hobby of mine is standing the the produce section of Kroger holding a tube of K-Y Jelly while looking contemplative.

 

Also I enjoy going to a cashier and buying only a pregnancy kit and a coat hanger. These take up a lot of my free time...

[twistedfocus1647545489]

"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"

-Lewis Black

[Scotty2Hotty]

Ninjas!

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee75/pickupsplus/trickyninjaviapizdauscosp6.gif

[Drewhop]

Oh also another hobby of mine is standing the the produce section of Kroger holding a tube of K-Y Jelly while looking contemplative.

 

Also I enjoy going to a cashier and buying only a pregnancy kit and a coat hanger. These take up a lot of my free time...

 

 

ROFLMAO I would lose it if I witnessed that.

[Gergwheel1647545492]

my air-fuel ratio is in the 10's

[kenny]

I have none. My shit do what it do.

[Gergwheel1647545492]

I have none. My shit do what it do.

Hows that powermaster treatin ya?

[Patrick]

Well, if I came to a meet or a drag day, because I pollute so much, Al Gore would come off the mountains after me.

[kenny]

Hows that powermaster treatin ya?

 

Just got my third one in the mail today. Don't jinx me mother fucker. I know where you sleep.

[Gergwheel1647545492]

Just got my third one in the mail today. Don't jinx me mother fucker. I know where you sleep.

you know going fast doesn't REQUIRE a powermaster

[kenny]

How would you know? You be slow.

 

Pre-staging with 10+psi held back on the foot brake and still being able to inch it up to the staging beams > vacuum

[SiColin]

My car burns/leaks oil and has been in the body shop pretty much the whole summer.

 

Also I'm a bar slut.

[phil]

My car burns/leaks oil and has been in the body shop pretty much the whole summer.

 

Also I'm a bar slut.

 

 

 

awww late nites in the bars. good times. thats not an excuse, thats a reason

[Scotty2Hotty]

awww late nites in the bars. good times. thats not an excuse, thats a reason

It's a life style son. Please.

[Kevin R.]

I haven't been able to get out of my desk chair since I was 14 because my penis weighs me to the ground.

 

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