Sam1647545489 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 People over on OT are trying this and are saying this is prolly the best way to take a dump now. They say by sitting like this, that it relaxes your body more then allowing more shit to come out. Pic of way to take shit http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ls2sam/proper_squatting_position_for_defac.jpg Discuss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Try it Sam.. take pics.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 ot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Trying it now... Will post results shortly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 ot? OffTopic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Discuss... http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/trowabarton420/585mr_bean.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Try it Sam.. take pics.. Dont have to poopie right now. I am goin to later tonight. They say it stinks alot more then usual since you dont seal the bowl up as good as the conventional way but they say you release more poo then any other way and feel 100x more better after shitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Trying it now... Will post results shortly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 it does help. Dealing with one of my boys that has had bowel issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 The Japanese and other Eastern cultures have used toilets that you squat over for a long time. Looks like a urinal laid flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl1647545488 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 The Japanese and other Eastern cultures have used toilets that you squat over for a long time. Looks like a urinal laid flat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdpT7e5h1lk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 they've been touting that over on OT for years now. I've tried it, it works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 hmmm not sure if i wanna try that....i like to sit back an relax an take my time.... ask brian carter, his wife buys the most amazing toilet paper...it was like a baby wife... simply amazing!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 I'm long limbed, so even when on the pot, my legs come up pretty far. Quite often I bend over further or tip-toe my feet. It results in a position close to this. Whenever it takes me more than a minute or two, I always experiment with different positions; leaning one way or the other, tip toe or not, lean forward or not, etc. Gonna give it a shot and go full out on this position tomorrow morning. Man, I'm laughing as I type this. Ahem... Excuse me. This is serious business. lol at even being involved with this convo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 hmmm not sure if i wanna try that....i like to sit back an relax an take my time.... ask brian carter, his wife buys the most amazing toilet paper...it was like a baby wife... simply amazing!!!!!!!!!!! Like a baby wife, eh? High quality tp is important, especially if you're an anal wiper. hahahah Get it? Do you get it? "Anal wiper". See what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 I believe it, I have season 1 of Jackass on DVD and one of the previously unreleased clips is of Johnny Knoxville dressed as santa going to get a colonic. When he has to poopie at the end, they give him one of those blocks to raise his feet up. If jackass did it, it must be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Well, its confirmed. This technic works wonderfully! Probably one of the smoothest shits I have ever shat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Rubbing your belly in a clockwise motion will help too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 I just go out and squat in the yard with the dogs. I make my wife clean up the yard too. BTW.....technique works. My son props his feet up on the stool in front of our toilet that my younger daughter uses and he can fill a bowl like a grown man after and all you can each Chinese Buffet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 but what are the three shells for???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 How the the threads on this message board have changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 well, i tried, didnt think it felt any different, until i cleaned up and flushed, and realized i shit so much, it was still all over the bowl. flushed again and it didnt clear it off. ill let the water in the bowl soak in for an hour and try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Eww,Brian posting from the bathroom. On a side note I had to use the plunger after that train wreck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 How the the threads on this message board have changed. winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 winter True statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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