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Black Stig, it's me, checking back in. Glad to see the Strike Force has been assembled. Those Christmas sweaters will surely attract the attention of all available erotic dancers; well played, Strike Force, well played.

 

In the interim, I checked out the Centerfold Club, but I think I got there too late. On another tip, I made haste for Vanity. On the way there, I came across this suspect:

 

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Upon closer examination, I noticed that her Mustang was not a convertible. However, figuring this could be a clever disguise, I opted to have sex with her just to make sure. Of course, having sex with her told me nothing about her car, but I didn't want to leave anything to chance. Come to find out, this girl is named Gina (stage name: "Mercedes"), and she has never heard of CR. Alas, a dead end. So, I moved on.

 

Now I'm outside of the Dollhouse on another tip that our OP is inside. I'll be going undercover for this one. My outfit will include the following items. Wish me luck.

 

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LMAO!! I guy I work with somkes Marlboros and has this confused mullet deal going on. And now that you mention it he does smell like Stetson and wet basement... Tilly are you at my work? I've already scouted the perimiter and the OP is NOT here.
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Black Stig, it's me, checking back in. Glad to see the Strike Force has been assembled. Those Christmas sweaters will surely attract the attention of all available erotic dancers; well played, Strike Force, well played.

 

In the interim, I checked out the Centerfold Club, but I think I got there too late. On another tip, I made haste for Vanity. On the way there, I came across this suspect:

 

http://data55.sevenload.com/slcom/gu/yt/gmiklc/rfqwjijjee.jpg

 

Upon closer examination, I noticed that her Mustang was not a convertible. However, figuring this could be a clever disguise, I opted to have sex with her just to make sure. Of course, having sex with her told me nothing about her car, but I didn't want to leave anything to chance. Come to find out, this girl is named Gina (stage name: "Mercedes"), and she has never heard of CR. Alas, a dead end. So, I moved on.

 

Now I'm outside of the Dollhouse on another tip that our OP is inside. I'll be going undercover for this one. My outfit will include the following items. Wish me luck.

 

http://www.makeupmania.com/products/KA-0160-11-003.jpg

 

http://products.postuptshirts.com/images/uploads/White2.JPG

 

http://www.maximumleather.com/leather/image.php?type=T&id=6433

 

http://www.perfumeguys.com/images/products/thumbimage/158019.jpg

 

http://goodhealth.freeservers.com/marlboromenthol.jpg

 

 

Laughing my ass off!!!

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Im Glad i can be assistance in the strike force! The sweater had a teddybear on it and i know chicks dig teddybears:)

 

So what you're saying is I should tattoo a teddy bear on my taint, and play "find the bear" with every new girl I meet ?

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Black Stig, it's me, checking back in. Glad to see the Strike Force has been assembled. Those Christmas sweaters will surely attract the attention of all available erotic dancers; well played, Strike Force, well played.

 

In the interim, I checked out the Centerfold Club, but I think I got there too late. On another tip, I made haste for Vanity. On the way there, I came across this suspect:

 

http://data55.sevenload.com/slcom/gu/yt/gmiklc/rfqwjijjee.jpg

 

Upon closer examination, I noticed that her Mustang was not a convertible. However, figuring this could be a clever disguise, I opted to have sex with her just to make sure. Of course, having sex with her told me nothing about her car, but I didn't want to leave anything to chance. Come to find out, this girl is named Gina (stage name: "Mercedes"), and she has never heard of CR. Alas, a dead end. So, I moved on.

 

Now I'm outside of the Dollhouse on another tip that our OP is inside. I'll be going undercover for this one. My outfit will include the following items. Wish me luck.

 

 

Once again you have outdone yourself. Your ability to attract gorgeousness and abide by the sacred code of all that is beautiful gives us the upperhand. Just please do me a favor and dont go in too deep. I've lost a lot of good men to this line of work and I dont want to lose another! The average man has no clue how dangerous your attire is. If you do not properly apply the Stetson and light a Marlboro too quickly you could go up in flames. Bravo I know... trust me I know you dont take the easy road... But can you please, this one time, use this instead of the Stetson...

 

 

 

 

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Its for your own safety.

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Wow we scared her away!! :( It was all in fun hopefully she comes back. I think an admin should email here and tell here it was all in fun..........But the strike force, black stig, and Mr. Bravo should stay assembled and hunt these needed places down! :D
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Good work scarring off a chick with what sounds like a well modified car, jackasses :nono:

 

This means you were the guy that PM'ed her and asked to see n00dz.

 

The "He Who Smelt It" Edict.

 

Cause it definitely wasn't me :ninja:.

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"How did you hear about Columbus Racing?

wish i had'nt

Why do you want to join Columbus Racing?

i don't anymore."

 

HAhahahahaa

 

LOL, I didn't notice that :lol:

 

WOW....:eek: Imagine that a stripper with low self-esteem....

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