sol740 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k21/sol740/Win.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 alot of positive rep will be handed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Man, I love titties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 This thread got out of hand. Welcome. I'm usually the only serious person around here. You guys disgust me intarweb, cereal bidness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i89/xxtheonlyxx/StrikeForce-1.gif Black Stig, it's me, checking back in. Glad to see the Strike Force has been assembled. Those Christmas sweaters will surely attract the attention of all available erotic dancers; well played, Strike Force, well played. In the interim, I checked out the Centerfold Club, but I think I got there too late. On another tip, I made haste for Vanity. On the way there, I came across this suspect: http://data55.sevenload.com/slcom/gu/yt/gmiklc/rfqwjijjee.jpg Upon closer examination, I noticed that her Mustang was not a convertible. However, figuring this could be a clever disguise, I opted to have sex with her just to make sure. Of course, having sex with her told me nothing about her car, but I didn't want to leave anything to chance. Come to find out, this girl is named Gina (stage name: "Mercedes"), and she has never heard of CR. Alas, a dead end. So, I moved on. Now I'm outside of the Dollhouse on another tip that our OP is inside. I'll be going undercover for this one. My outfit will include the following items. Wish me luck. http://www.makeupmania.com/products/KA-0160-11-003.jpg http://products.postuptshirts.com/images/uploads/White2.JPG http://www.maximumleather.com/leather/image.php?type=T&id=6433 http://www.perfumeguys.com/images/products/thumbimage/158019.jpg http://goodhealth.freeservers.com/marlboromenthol.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 LMAO this thread should have the :nws: logo on it just for pure humor. I have a couple of coworkers looking at me like im crazy from laughing too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 This place is hilarious - definitely sat at work laughing for a few minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 LMAO!! I guy I work with somkes Marlboros and has this confused mullet deal going on. And now that you mention it he does smell like Stetson and wet basement... Tilly are you at my work? I've already scouted the perimiter and the OP is NOT here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 WOW This thread delivers! Is it my imagination or has the oven had a large amount of entertainment lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Black Stig, it's me, checking back in. Glad to see the Strike Force has been assembled. Those Christmas sweaters will surely attract the attention of all available erotic dancers; well played, Strike Force, well played. In the interim, I checked out the Centerfold Club, but I think I got there too late. On another tip, I made haste for Vanity. On the way there, I came across this suspect: http://data55.sevenload.com/slcom/gu/yt/gmiklc/rfqwjijjee.jpg Upon closer examination, I noticed that her Mustang was not a convertible. However, figuring this could be a clever disguise, I opted to have sex with her just to make sure. Of course, having sex with her told me nothing about her car, but I didn't want to leave anything to chance. Come to find out, this girl is named Gina (stage name: "Mercedes"), and she has never heard of CR. Alas, a dead end. So, I moved on. Now I'm outside of the Dollhouse on another tip that our OP is inside. I'll be going undercover for this one. My outfit will include the following items. Wish me luck. http://www.makeupmania.com/products/KA-0160-11-003.jpg http://products.postuptshirts.com/images/uploads/White2.JPG http://www.maximumleather.com/leather/image.php?type=T&id=6433 http://www.perfumeguys.com/images/products/thumbimage/158019.jpg http://goodhealth.freeservers.com/marlboromenthol.jpg Laughing my ass off!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Last Activity: Yesterday 11:46 PM Hmm........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Im Glad i can be assistance in the strike force! The sweater had a teddybear on it and i know chicks dig teddybears:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Im Glad i can be assistance in the strike force! The sweater had a teddybear on it and i know chicks dig teddybears:) So what you're saying is I should tattoo a teddy bear on my taint, and play "find the bear" with every new girl I meet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 So what you're saying is I should tattoo a teddy bear on my taint, and play "find the bear" with every new girl I meet ? No no thats extreme jus get a stick on so u have a diff one for the diff types of girls. Not all girls love the same teddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 No no thats extreme jus get a stick on so u have a diff one for the diff types of girls. Not all girls love the same teddy! Great ... now I have to have laser-surgery in the worst of places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Black Stig, it's me, checking back in. Glad to see the Strike Force has been assembled. Those Christmas sweaters will surely attract the attention of all available erotic dancers; well played, Strike Force, well played. In the interim, I checked out the Centerfold Club, but I think I got there too late. On another tip, I made haste for Vanity. On the way there, I came across this suspect: http://data55.sevenload.com/slcom/gu/yt/gmiklc/rfqwjijjee.jpg Upon closer examination, I noticed that her Mustang was not a convertible. However, figuring this could be a clever disguise, I opted to have sex with her just to make sure. Of course, having sex with her told me nothing about her car, but I didn't want to leave anything to chance. Come to find out, this girl is named Gina (stage name: "Mercedes"), and she has never heard of CR. Alas, a dead end. So, I moved on. Now I'm outside of the Dollhouse on another tip that our OP is inside. I'll be going undercover for this one. My outfit will include the following items. Wish me luck. Once again you have outdone yourself. Your ability to attract gorgeousness and abide by the sacred code of all that is beautiful gives us the upperhand. Just please do me a favor and dont go in too deep. I've lost a lot of good men to this line of work and I dont want to lose another! The average man has no clue how dangerous your attire is. If you do not properly apply the Stetson and light a Marlboro too quickly you could go up in flames. Bravo I know... trust me I know you dont take the easy road... But can you please, this one time, use this instead of the Stetson... http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/mbauer/2007/03/28/oldspice.jgp197x250.jpg Its for your own safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 http://www.readamusements.com/Temp_Tattoos.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 "How did you hear about Columbus Racing? wish i had'nt Why do you want to join Columbus Racing? i don't anymore." HAhahahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 "How did you hear about Columbus Racing? wish i had'nt Why do you want to join Columbus Racing? i don't anymore." HAhahahahaa LOL, I didn't notice that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Wow we scared her away!! It was all in fun hopefully she comes back. I think an admin should email here and tell here it was all in fun..........But the strike force, black stig, and Mr. Bravo should stay assembled and hunt these needed places down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Good work scarring off a chick with what sounds like a well modified car, jackasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Good work scarring off a chick with what sounds like a well modified car, jackasses This means you were the guy that PM'ed her and asked to see n00dz. The "He Who Smelt It" Edict. Cause it definitely wasn't me :ninja:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 This means you were the guy that PM'ed her and asked to see n00dz. The "He Who Smelt It" Edict. Cause it definitely wasn't me :ninja:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Good work scarring off a chick with what sounds like a well modified car, jackasses scarred?? did someone cut her?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 "How did you hear about Columbus Racing? wish i had'nt Why do you want to join Columbus Racing? i don't anymore." HAhahahahaa LOL, I didn't notice that WOW.... Imagine that a stripper with low self-esteem.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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